Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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Maul

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Guys I'm having trouble dealing with a black guy for a main character. It was fine with lando because he was awesome in predator and rocky. Vader also because he was great in coming to America. Just can't agree with an unknown actor saving the force, let alone a black guy.
 
Royal

Royal

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I think you mean he went to the dark side. This is a Star Wars thread after all.
 
Hoss

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Jait_sl said:
You heard it here first guys. When you want a good patisserie, go amateur.

Never trust those pesky pros. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're such a fucking retard you think a professionally baked cake is bought at Vons and has the word Hostess on it.
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Don't even know what a vons is, but you're a colossal retard if you don't realize the bakers at grocery stores are professionals.

Warmuth_sl said:
He's probably thinking more along the lines of wedding cakes and other expensive shit made for events which I would agree are fucking terrible.
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Bingo. Even if you ignore the wal mart bakeries, most cakes made by the pros are wedding cakes with fondet icing because those people prefer ingredients that easy to work over ingredients that are tasty.

You want a good cake, absolutely go amateur. Anyone willing to put in effort can beat most of the pros day in and day out even if they just use store bought cake mixes. If your wife or mom don't like baking, I highly suggest you hit up some church bake sales to find out how good cake can be.
 
Chysamere

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Nom nom nom.

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Lanx

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Wedding cakes will always taste bad stale. Why? Cuz they re made 2 to 3 days in advance then the day before its draped in fondont. Its a business they churn them out on a timetable
 
Void

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Hoss_sl said:
Don't even know what a vons is, but you're a colossal retard if you don't realize the bakers at grocery stores are professionals.
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Interesting. So the high school and college kids they employ there have studied under the finest cake makers in the land? I did not know that.

Or are you using the term professional to mean anyone that works at an established business? So like, if the hot bagger chick I check out every time I go has to fill in at the bakery for a day, is she still a professional just because she has a job? Is the little asian lady at the deli counter that can't understand what I'm saying a professional sandwich maker? Is that what you're referring to?
 
Famm

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Anyone else think Edge will probably be in here next month taking the minority dissenting opinion of the new movie? If we all like it he'll probably proclaim it inferior to the prequels.
 
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