Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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Rhanyn

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I would enjoy her being a Kenobi offspring, but she would have to be an offshoot or grandchild from a secret/lost child of his. Shouldn't a Jedi as in tune with the force as Obi, sense some bar skank pooping out a one night brewed force assisted oopsie?

I'm going to be disappointed if they don't have Rey use a double bladed saber. Curious to see if she goes green, blue, or if they let open the flood gates and she comes out wielding a half pink/half polka dot atrocity.
 

Royal

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I remember Jango getting rekt on the same level by Mace Dindu. He fucking decapitates him if I remember correctly. Something we won't be seeing in this new movies I'd wager because Disney.
It depends on how much overall violence is in a movie as to whether or not something like a decap will be shown. They're going for a PG-13 rating. That's true for every studio, not just Disney.
 

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I remember Jango getting rekt on the same level by Mace Dindu. He fucking decapitates him if I remember correctly. Something we won't be seeing in this new movies I'd wager because Disney.
True, but at least he takes out a Jedi and that beast thing before dying.

 

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I would enjoy her being a Kenobi offspring, but she would have to be an offshoot or grandchild from a secret/lost child of his. Shouldn't a Jedi as in tune with the force as Obi, sense some bar skank pooping out a one night brewed force assisted oopsie?

I'm going to be disappointed if they don't have Rey use a double bladed saber. Curious to see if she goes green, blue, or if they let open the flood gates and she comes out wielding a half pink/half polka dot atrocity.
I still prefer a pole-arm but this is not bad.

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I've seen no less than 10 people copy that "pacing" argument here. What the fuck are you people talking about? The pacing is great.
Eh? I don't know man. I do not read any sites for reviews and such other than this thread off and on because it moves so fast. My pacing argument was my own feels data. It may be 100% perfect for you and we cool. But for me it could have been better. Not that it was -bad-, just had room for improvement.
 

LachiusTZ

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She doesnt remind anyone else of Agent Smith? Or did I miss that in this thread? Guessing I missed it or forgot it, fucking tired.

I thought the pacing was pretty good, but that 20minute nap in the middle of the movie helped. Lol
 

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Since that Walmart Toy leak was obviously legit, I guess her "Jedi Padawan" Toy with the outfit she wore at the end of the movie is gonna be her look for ep8 and beyond.

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Sans Luke's saber, obviously. Kind of a shame. I kinda liked her Bastilla look.
 

Muligan

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The artwork looks good on the card but the action figure really doesn't seem to match the colors. Going to be interesting to see how toy sales go. I know my kids (2 boys) want the Rey figures but they really think Kylo Ren figures are awesome. They really asked for them all with Finn being the least requested. I guess they really don't see his point yet. He used the lightsaber but we are left to thing now he's going to be a blaster kind of guy.
 

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He actualy did apear as a FG in an episode of The Clone Wars which is one of the few things that is still Canon. His Ghost is everywhere if you count the EU, which we wont.
You learn something new every day. I started the animated series, but only got a few episodes in before I got busy and put them on the back burner. Guess I'll have to revisit because Qui-Gon was my favorite character from Episode I.
 

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True, but at least he takes out a Jedi and that beast thing before dying.

And if you notice, his jet pack is damaged from getting trampled. He tries to fly off before Mace decaps him, but no-go. So he could have escaped still if his equipment was working.
 

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Was there a reason they went and cloned Jango Fett as opposed to, say... Darth Maul?
I believe they stated Jango volunteered. He's a skilled hunter, so it was a good choice. Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas commissioned the clone army, although there's speculation that Count Dooku killed him and was posing as him. But 1) Darth Maul was dead by then, 2) Rule of 2, etc. You can't have an army of Sith. They'd be just as likely to kill each other. You needed brain-washable automatons.
 

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British accents in these movies means Empire. So maybe her mother was Empire? ;P
Pretty sure brittish accents mean they're from the core, or high class.

Is Luke really all that powerful in the canon universe? I know that he's supposed to be messianic in post-movie fiction, but is that eradicated with the new movies?
We haven't really seen him in the new books other than a book set between EP4 and EP5. But yes, he was that powerful.

Finished my viewing of eps 1-6, but was wondering how Luke suddenly became a Jedi between 5 and 6. It felt like there was no time skip between leaving Cloud City / getting a new arm at the end of 5 and then rescuing Han at Jabba's palace as the first act in 6. Luke just kinda shows up and is suddenly mind tricking everyone, deflecting blaster shots, etc. I know it's exaserbated by the fact that I watched them back to back, but it seemed off to me.

Also, Boba Fett sure dies like a bitch in RotJ. At least Jango Fett put up a fight against the Jedis / Obi Wan in 2.
A long time passed. It was either months or years while Lando was working himself into place inside and Leia was stealing Bosch's reputation.
 

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Since Kylo Ren isn't a Jedi, or Sith I wonder if we will see the second Sith Lord in the next movie. There is always two...
Or maybe Rey has arisen as a counterpart to Kylo. If Kylo is force sensitive, dark side, but not yet a sith, Rey is force sensitive, light side, and not yet a jedi. There's already balance and as one grows more powerful, so will the other
 

Khalan

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Rule of two was always so dumb, the Sith in KOTOR had it right, fucking build an army you idiots.
 

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That's a very symbolic sequence. Up until that, you have totally faceless interchangeable stormtroopers. But the blood mark on his helmet make him an individual; all other stormtroopers are totally anonymous but he is now recognizable. And as an individual, he can make choices (and of course, he chooses goodness and freedom).

It is as good as the original. It's only problem is that the original exists, and so it suffers by comparison; on its own it's almost worth every bit of praise that comes (weakest bits being the treatment of Kylo Ren and Phasma's non-presence).

Try (as hard as it might be) to think how you'd see it if there had never been an original trilogy. If it was the first movie of a new franchise. There's a couple bits that don't work well (the obsession with Vader, R2D2 & C3PO don't make sense at all outside of their original presence, some snark remarks; and of course why that old guy on some desert island would be important to everyone), but the rest would absolutely make a kickass movie.

Of course, it would never be the first movie of a brand new, never seen franchise; Hollywood doesn't take that level of risk anymore.

I think most of everyone pieced it together; Rey is the only survivor of the slaughter of that new Jedi Academy Luke had founded by the Knights of Ren. Ben Solo prevents her kill for reasons (she's his sister? cousin? he liked her due to random? she's the only girl there and he's still not evil enough to kill little girls?) and drops her on Jakku when she's like 5 year old. She's repressed those trauma memories and built instead that fantasy that her family is going to come someday to take her away (why have "jedi mindwipes" when nature does it almost as good as any force trick). No one would recognise her fully grown up, and even Kylo Ren is not sure if that's her at first, at least not until she mindgrab the lightsaber. Of course, Luke will recognize her because Force stuff (or being his daughter, if she is), but I doubt anyone else except Kylo Ren knows the truth at that point.

The Force Awakens is of course Rey's coming back into the Force, no discussion about that. I've seen some people think it refers to Luke leaving his exile, but that's incorrect.
But the problem is THERE WAS AN ORIGINAL STAR WARS MOVIE! If I did a shot for shot remake of "The Godfather", but with all new actors and set in 2015 and called it "Godfather 4" you're telling me you'd think it was as good as the original? Of course you wouldn't because that would be retarded.
 

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All the talk about Kylo and I don't think anyone's mentioned that he looks nothing like Han OR Leia. How is Adam Driver supposed to be a believable casting choice???
Ikindof see it here:
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edit: You know, I don't see it. I agree with you.