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Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Siddar
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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You forgot the and got beat by a girl with no force training in a lightsaber duel.
Jive Turkey
Karen
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No. I'm pointing out your contrarianism induced cognitive dissonance coupled with acute persecution complex
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kegkilla
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kegkilla
The Big Mod
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kegkilla
The Big Mod
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never said she was an expert in the force. but her having remotely enough force power to not getting completely face fucked by Kylo, no matter how big his boo boo was, is complete bullshit. keep licking JJ Abram's dickhole though, scrub.
Palum
what Suineg set it to
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I mean, it seems pretty simple to me: dude who is pretend badass whose adopted parent says "uhh yea, Ben, you're special, you have 9 little league trophies!" and had never actually faced opponents in armed combat vs. person who learned to fight hand to hand with a staff for ~15 years in order to survive able to pick up a sword and figure out it's kind of just half a staff. *shrug*.
kegkilla
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except we see him stop a sniper bolt in mid air and hold it there indefinitely (only person in the movies who has done anything resembling this is Vader himself), mind fuck the supposedly bad ass mexican guy into giving up the details on the Droid, and we know the new sith daddy holds him in high regard as he's basically the #2 in the entire New Order. more than enough reason to think he should be able to handle a sub Padawan scrub without breaking a sweat.
Siddar
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Why do people think a eight year old girl had any real Jedi training?
I mean if we take that position seriously then those fifty Jedilings Anikin killed should have taken him out no problem.
kegkilla
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i bet you spend your free time writing fan faction to the movie "Enough" starring Jennifer Lopez, you cuckboy faggot.
Merrith
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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When his son gets beat up so bad he's in a coma later in life, Keg will swear he held his own.
Famm
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Saw it again today and it mostly erased all my complaints. Really glad I went the second time. Its popcorn/tentpole-ish but its a solid entry to the series and looks like Citizen Kane compared to the prequels. Those of you who hate it probably won't change your minds but if you were at least mostly positive like me, see it again. I caught a whole lot more stuff that I didn't see the first time and the story was better now that I've had a week to process it and read the internet nitpicks.
After watching again I have zero complaints about Kylo and his final fight. They staged the build up to everything just fine, and Rey's situation seems so much more obvious and natural now, pending finding out more about her history of course. He knew from early on she was special, well he knows literally who she is and how powerful she could be. Its all right in the movie but its implied more than stated because they are keeping her full story under wraps for now. Kylo was scared shitless of her too, that was also obvious at times.
Thinking Kylo got bitched out is nonsense, he met a force user who matched his power and was too inexperienced to handle it. As for Finn, he got shitstomped despite one lucky glancing blow which was due to Kylo being hurt, tired and emotionally drained.
I have two remaining complaints. Carrie Fisher is still fucking awful, get her the hell away from this franchise please. Captain Phasma is weak and too shoehorned in and the whole shield thing could have been handled better. That was a definite plot hole.
Otherwise everything was better the second time. I noticed the score a whole lot more this time and its actually really solid as well. It was a good movie.
After watching again I have zero complaints about Kylo and his final fight. They staged the build up to everything just fine, and Rey's situation seems so much more obvious and natural now, pending finding out more about her history of course. He knew from early on she was special, well he knows literally who she is and how powerful she could be. Its all right in the movie but its implied more than stated because they are keeping her full story under wraps for now. Kylo was scared shitless of her too, that was also obvious at times.
Thinking Kylo got bitched out is nonsense, he met a force user who matched his power and was too inexperienced to handle it. As for Finn, he got shitstomped despite one lucky glancing blow which was due to Kylo being hurt, tired and emotionally drained.
I have two remaining complaints. Carrie Fisher is still fucking awful, get her the hell away from this franchise please. Captain Phasma is weak and too shoehorned in and the whole shield thing could have been handled better. That was a definite plot hole.
Otherwise everything was better the second time. I noticed the score a whole lot more this time and its actually really solid as well. It was a good movie.
Miguex
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Lets revisit this when its shown in the next couple movies that Rey was already training with Luke when Kylo cleaned house killed everyone, except her. There are so many hints to this in the movie, it amazes me that people aren't picking it up. Maybe if it was spelled out like fucking absolutely everything was in the prequels you love, you would have gotten it. Fuck off.