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Cantatus

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It was great to see Jeff call their trade for what it was, but I sort of wish the tribe refused his counter-offer just to see what sort of trade he would devise when they inevitably came crawling back.

Val should get the retard of the year award but Woo already beat her to it.
The funny thing is she might not have been voted out if she hadn't played the ridiculous "I have two idols!" card. Rocker knew he had to protect her, and he thought he was doing so by letting her know to play her idol. Had he not thought she had the idol, perhaps he would've done more to save her.
 

Lanx

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Looks like next eps they're gonna rat out rocker, his most quoted, "quote" is this.

"It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing."

I did have one bad encounter on the 7 train, i'm a pimply faced 18yr old college kid in a suit that fits funny and i bump into this black guy, cuz it's rush hour and well sometimes trains shake. of course the black guy gets all black guy like and starts yelling up a storm, i yell back i'm sorry and he continues to act all black guy. Some other black guy grabs me and separates me from the situation and says something like "why we be dealing with this shit in the morning, just go get some coffee", i thank the nice man, and continue to be smothered by other ny'ers cuz it's rush hour and we're all sardine packed.

Pretty sure this wouldn't happen to a giant like rocker, or should i say loser. He was a total loser this eps, he lost to his woman, then he lost in the match, but hey being a loser worked out for him, he found the idol cuz the other guy was dumb enough to share the clue.
 

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Man, if I was on Survivor, if I got that clue, I would get the idol in my camp, then sneak off to the other camp in the middle of the night and take their idol too. It's the same clue, so you know its in the same spot.
 

Lanx

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Besides One World, weren't all the camp sites really far and spread out to prevent this? like in Yul's season didn't caiboy and other paddle to another island for exploration and supplies and happen on the other site by mistake?
 

Intrinsic

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So wait... she postures that she is Mrs. Big Shot with two idols because of the clue she got at Exile, the tribe believes her / calls her bluff but splits the vote to 'force' a play of both, Rocker tries to keep his word to her husband and tells her exactly what is going to happen, and rather than doing anything about it they go to council and she goes home? Did I follow that ridiculousness correctly? DVR cut off before actually seeing who cast what so maybe there was an extra step in there.
 

Sumdain x

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yep thats basically it.

Baylor going all pouty face in the challenge was also bullshit, her and her mother are both useless.
 

Namon

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I must have been half asleep and not realized it as when the show was over, I was like wow that was edited weird as I had no clue what was going on other than Rocker coming out of nowhere (to me at least) and talking about her "idols."
 

Xenrauk

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That is one of the dumbest moves to proclaim you have 2 idols that early in the game, big moves sure just not a giant bullseye one week into the game, so she deserved to go, now Rocker will get thrown under the bus for that stupid move which will bring up his past drama I'm sure CBS is drooling over. Got beat by his girlfriend in a challenge he shouldn't have been in, got beat in a physical game of sumo, I hope they keep him around longer for the lulz.

For the immunity challenge I couldn't tell if they all went all out or gave up, Baylor's mother obviously gave up because she split Baylor's lip, did Jaclyn give up in the last round because it was Kelley's birthday? probably not but there's a little doubt anyways that will make the competitions less legit in my eyes.


P.S And yeah I musta missed something because I didn't know about the two idols until Rocker came to her with news and at tribal council.
 

Soygen

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I had to laugh at Rocker losing to his girlfriend in the first challenge and then losing again to a smaller dude in the challenge that everyone assumed he would demolish the competition in.
 

Lanx

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I must have been half asleep and not realized it as when the show was over, I was like wow that was edited weird as I had no clue what was going on other than Rocker coming out of nowhere (to me at least) and talking about her "idols."
I think rocker was at the well, and val and the white bitch not baylor (jacky?) were there. something, something vals only ally is jacky so she's gonna save her since she has 2 idols, (one on island and one at camp) and rocker is like, ok cool me and your husband said we'd protect each others wives, so he finds the idol and i guess in order to save her, he targets her? (since she has the idol, just play it, in his mind)

it really doesn't make sense if you've watched survivor, you're like "WTF, why are you putting heat on me?"

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Oh shit i just remembered, Vals from Boston (cuz she got that Boston shirt on when she got kicked) so her husband is too, and the amazing race has 2 superfat firefighters from Boston also, fucking christ i want all these Boston bitches gone ASAP from both shows.
 

Adam12

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Yeah, it was just really bad gameplay, which is why I love fresh cast seasons. Val earned her votes and I'm glad to see her leave.
 

Lanx

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Yeah, it was just really bad gameplay, which is why I love fresh cast seasons. Val earned her votes and I'm glad to see her leave.
They must have edited it really sneaky like, cuz no one plays this bad, my theory is that the "guys" already met and decided Val (since she had those 2 missing days and i mean come on, look at her, she's not gonna perform in challenges, at most she can roll down a hill real good) as an easy vote to like just kick someone off and get back team unity.

But then, rocker must have interjected and in his bro promise to protect her, came up with this double idol scheme on the fly, cuz he must of marathoned a few seasons and thought it was cool, so he's trying to put the heat on val and baylor.
 

BrutulTM

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It's a shame if Rocker gets fucked in this deal because he really tried to help. If he knew shit about survivor he would have known that there was no fucking way she could have two idols especially after he found one himself, but being a celebrity contestant he may never have seen an episode of the show. She fucked herself beyond anyone else's assistance but that doesn't mean her husband isn't going to go nuts when he sees she's gone and Rocker can't really defend himself without his alliance going "what do you mean you told her how we were voting?". Lose-lose for Johnny Rock.
 

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Best case scenario for us the viewers is if Jeremy freaks the fuck out and Rocker's girl Julie gets the boot, lol. This needs to become the Jeremy vs Rocker show. It could be amazing drama.
 

Araxen

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Jeremy is going to come off as a giant douche(I hope) to the TV audience when he throws Rocker under the bus. I still can't believe she said he has two fucking idols. What the fuck was she thinking? She is a fucking dumbass in every sense of the word. Even if you are aligned with her you have to out her because if she does have two idols she in too much of a power position and you have to bring her down.

I did laugh when Rocker lost to that dude in the competition. I guess he isn't that comp beast I thought he was. He has an idol so he'll be there to stir shit up for a couple weeks more at least.

Jacky has a very nice pair of tits on her even if they are fake which I usually don't care for.
 

Gravel

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I had to laugh at Rocker losing to his girlfriend in the first challenge and then losing again to a smaller dude in the challenge that everyone assumed he would demolish the competition in.
In fairness, he was a linebacker at Michigan State (although not a particularly good one). I'd say that challenge favored him. There's not much contact in MLB.

Their playing stats:
Misch: 6'3" 207
Rocker: 6'4" 210

It's strange, I was thinking this morning about how it's gotta suck to be a woman on the show and end up on the rag at some point. Apparently Jaclyn doesn't have a uterus. Score one for team Michigan?
 

Lanx

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Just like most survivor seasons, I tried to think really hard, who the fuck is Jaclyn again?, which dumb blond white bitch is she.

Should we talk about Survivor tradition of how the white ppl vote off the minorities first, cuz that's happening again.

But in all fairness they were 2 fat girls with zero personality, heck i think the only fat girl that made it past the merge was Cirie (one of my favs)

Do we think Rockers team is gonna loose again and another girl is next to boot? seems like a strong guys alliance, while the gay guy flip flops votes, they are still directed towards women. I'd love to see this tribe die slowly, that'd be cool.

what would be interesting would be who the opposing team would vote off on their first tribal. will they kick off a threat, a useless idiot, but keep the ones that don't have a partner no more (so far 1/2 amazing race and boston firefighters)
 

Gravel

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Jaclyn is the one with the nice tits (pink bra in episode 1, white floral bathing suit this episode).

As far as minorities being voted off first, it's generally only women minorities. Black men usually make it decently far. But black women either have grating personalities or are worthless in challenges. Or both.

I think if Rocker's tribe loses the next one, Baylor is probably gone. If not her, then the gay guy. Neither seems to be playing a very good social game. If the other tribe loses, I'd hope the old woman loses (Baylor's mom?). I'm already tired of hearing about her fucking ex husbands. If she doesn't go first, I'd guess the old firefighter guy would.
 

BrutulTM

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That was such bullshit when Baylor started crying in the middle of that challenge. Her mom should have just pushed her off then.
 

Soygen

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I thought it was smart(or dumb luck). The mom totally crumbled after that.