Chukzombi
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its the fastest Star Wars traveling i have ever seen. it literally took 15 minutes to go across the galaxy. i sit in the Wendy's Drive Thru longer than that.
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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the gigantic ass multi thousand ship fleet all showing up at the same time in Rise of Skywalker still wins
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Chukzombi
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well i didnt see that movie, or i did, but it was on TBS while i was sitting in the hospital sick as fuck. that movie didnt help.
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If they had spent more time on an iconic cast it would have helped Rise get over. A big part of JJ's movie not hitting was nothing was compelling with the Rey character, and even if it was, casting a non-binary face with wooden acting skills was questionable. Per JJ's own words during TFA filming-- Daisy Ridley is a wooden actress. He caused her to have a panic attack on the first week of filming.
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Chukzombi
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I can imagine, her "career" is tied to Disney. If Disney stops signing her checks, then she may as well go back home and suck dicks for pints. Or whatever. Same with this frazzle haired mixed woman on The Acolyte. So stupid coming out as an activist when you're just starting out.
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Original series, and even prequels did it just fine. They all had clear travel times. Time is showed to pass. And, at no point does anyone react to something happening on the other side of the galaxy and hop in a ship to help out. The Deathstar flew to Alderan to blow it up.
JJ broke it with The force awakens. Assault on the planet, and Xwings being launched from the rebel base in real time and arriving seconds later. hyperspace laser of course as well.
Then Rogue one also broke space travel. the team is assaulting the planet. An Imperial fleet enters and is pinning them down. The rebels decide to go help, form a fleet , travel acdross the galaxy and attack the Imperial fleet. all within minutes.
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Wasting time while hypering is like a story arc in the first movie. It's obviously not fast, even for a ship that supposedly hyperspaces really fast like the falcon.
Same thing ended up happening in game of thrones in the later seasons. It's 100% a writing issue. The writers to these disney shows aren't really writers, they don't really understand characters, but they think they know all that because they do know how to shoot a TV show. The result is this sort of absolutely insane story point to story point advancement in things, without any time spent on the inbetween.
The inbetween is what makes good stories, and nobody here seems to realize that.
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spronk
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i haven't watched any and probably won't but sadly i'm guessing those numbers are good enough for a renewal, unless the bottom falls out and the final episodes have lost most of their viewers. usually takes 3-5 months for Disney to announce Star Wars TV show renewal (5 months Mando s3, 3 months Ahsoka s2)
also a literal war crime or something that more people haven't watched Andor
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After WoT and RoP, I decided I’m just not going to hate watch anything anymore. Not doing it.
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Chukzombi
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I forgot this shitshow was on today. 4 minutes in and they are using old-school metal detectors for metal detecting. Lol. I guess no tricorder scans or sonic screwdrivers for Star Wars. Fucking metal detectors. Oh what else does this fucking gem hold?
Wtf, why is the stone floors and walls so flammable? Are they cleaned with gasoline?
I'm going to tell the big fucking secret about the temple. The secret that Sol was beating himself up over for 16 years.
Here it is.
Mae started a fire that somehow burned the place down. The black space dyke witch tried to turn to smoke to sneak behind Sol. He stabbed her with his lightsaber in self defense. The other space dyke witches cast a befriend animal spell on the Jedi wookie and made him attack Sol and Torbin. Trinity grabbed space wookie and broke the Befriend Animal spell and it somehow killed all the space dyke witches at the same time.
Sol goes to save the twins. Both are on the broken walkway staring at each other. Sol is using all his force powers to hold either end from collapsing. He can't hold both up so he decides that OSHA is worth saving over Mae who is clearly evil. Mae falls down off the walkway while Sol was able to save OSHA.
Thorn face space dyke witch turned to smoke and fled the compound. which probably means she trained or is helping the Sith douchebags. Thst woman is an extreme over actor.
So basically this was all an accident while the witches were killed by the Jedi out of self defense. They did it to themselves and Sol's only crime was having to choose the good twin over the evil twin. Oh and both their midichlorian levels are off the charts, they also aren't twins they are some kind of clones. Trinity ends up covering the whole thing up for some reason.
Wtf, why is the stone floors and walls so flammable? Are they cleaned with gasoline?
I'm going to tell the big fucking secret about the temple. The secret that Sol was beating himself up over for 16 years.
Here it is.
Mae started a fire that somehow burned the place down. The black space dyke witch tried to turn to smoke to sneak behind Sol. He stabbed her with his lightsaber in self defense. The other space dyke witches cast a befriend animal spell on the Jedi wookie and made him attack Sol and Torbin. Trinity grabbed space wookie and broke the Befriend Animal spell and it somehow killed all the space dyke witches at the same time.
Sol goes to save the twins. Both are on the broken walkway staring at each other. Sol is using all his force powers to hold either end from collapsing. He can't hold both up so he decides that OSHA is worth saving over Mae who is clearly evil. Mae falls down off the walkway while Sol was able to save OSHA.
Thorn face space dyke witch turned to smoke and fled the compound. which probably means she trained or is helping the Sith douchebags. Thst woman is an extreme over actor.
So basically this was all an accident while the witches were killed by the Jedi out of self defense. They did it to themselves and Sol's only crime was having to choose the good twin over the evil twin. Oh and both their midichlorian levels are off the charts, they also aren't twins they are some kind of clones. Trinity ends up covering the whole thing up for some reason.
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