The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Kuriin

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Disgusting. He either has elephantiasis or pumps his dick and balls full of silicone. That is not natural.
 

Big Phoenix

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so you aren't in to muscled up bears?

I had a gay cousin who told me gays don't like bi guys, they only like guys who only like guys. Is this true?
 

Kuriin

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Not into muscled freaks, nor am I into bears, aka fatties. Bisexuals are greedy, selfish pigs. The likelihood of them cheating on you is increased 10000000000000000000000000%.
 

Agraza

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But if they cheat on you with a woman it doesn't count right? That's how I view a girlfriend cheating on me with a woman.
 

iannis

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Bear is just gay slang for fatty?

Why did I never realize this before? It's so obvious.

Thread delivers. Sexy AND educational.
 

Kuriin

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Bears are fat and can be either somewhat hairy or very, very hairy. It's more indicative of someone who's chunkier, though.
 

1987

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Bears are fat and can be either somewhat hairy or very, very hairy. It's more indicative of someone who's chunkier, though.
Can we coin this term now...

A fat old gay black man, with white body hair, is a "Panda".

Make it so.
 

Khane

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Yes because it's used in a derogatory manor, very different from how it's used in Green Day's song "American Idiot".
It's used to convey a point about other people calling a performer a faggot and dire straits is basically saying "Really buddy? Faggot? That "faggot" is what you wish you were"

I can't believe people get offended by that line in the song.
 

iannis

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Wow... that song has been retro-censored.

Talking about that song made me want to listen to it, and lyrics for that verse have been completely cut out. Now it's just a vamp section.

The whole point is mocking the hatefulness and laziness of american culture... how you can listen to that song and think it's anything else... gotta be some kinda fag I guess.
 

Khane

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Where did you listen to it? It's still uncensored on spotify
 

Blackyce

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Bears are fat and can be either somewhat hairy or very, very hairy. It's more indicative of someone who's chunkier, though.
ROFL although that might be the meaning/stereotype today, it's not what the term Bear actually meant back when it was first coined in SF 1987. It has a much broader brush stroke than just a fat guy who's hairy.

Bear was coined as a term to mean someone who doesn't follow the "gay stereotype" and back in the late 80's those stereotypes or gay trends we rebuked were: We didn't go to the gym every day. We didn't want to shave our mustaches, beards or body hair. We liked other music besides dance, techno and whatever was playing in the clubs. We actually enjoyed sports.

Here's a good example. Back in 1990 after getting off of jury duty I went into the "Bear" bar in San Francisco. Inside they were playing Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon."

We were guys who didn't want to change what we liked in order to fit in with mainstream gay culture. I like sports, I'm a huge baseball and football fan. I like many different types of music but mainly hard rock, heavy metal and alternative. I hate walking into a gay bar and hearing the normal deafening thump of the latest dance music. I actually like body and facial hair.

These days there are bears, cubs, muscle bears, otters, teddy bears, grizzly bears, polar bears etc.
 

Erronius

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I've always wondered how many gay guys end up like"No bitch, I *DON'T* want to go shopping with you, stop asking me to help you pick out panties. And walking around with you all day trying to find pumps that will fit your monstrous duck-feet isn't my idea of a good time either"
 

Blackyce

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I've always wondered how many gay guys end up like"No bitch, I *DON'T* want to go shopping with you, stop asking me to help you pick out panties. And walking around with you all day trying to find pumps that will fit your monstrous duck-feet isn't my idea of a good time either"
That sounds way more like a drag queen than your typical gay guy.
 

Haast

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That sounds way more like a drag queen than your typical gay guy.
I think he is referring to women who seem to think it is every gay man's dream to be their personal shopping assistant. Which I'm guessing gets old real fast.