The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Kuriin

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Escorts have special abilities to getting hard to ultra ugly people. Don't ask me how. My dick don't work that way.
 

kegkilla

The Big Mod
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Kuriin i just joined a gym that has a lot of gay. What can I do to present that I am not gay and that I am DTF with the straight girls there?
 

Blackyce

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How do male hookers manage to get a hard on when the client in question is some ugly, old, fat beast? I get it for female hookers since all they have to do is spread their legs and toss the dude a lubed condom, but when you have to get Mr. Soldier to stand to attention when the person you're touching is gross..
Kurin doesn't know because he's never been there but for the most part Hustlers get paid for three things, letting the John give the hustler a BJ. the John wanting to be fucked by the Hustler or the John wanting to fuck the hustler.

In the first case, it's rather easy to get a hard on when being given a BJ even by someone the Hustler isn't sexually interested in because warm mouth on cock. In the second case, the Hustler already has a hard on from being given head and just shoves it in the John's ass. In the last case, just open up and let the guy fuck you, not that difficult. Most huslters I knew from the 80's though didn't let the john fuck them.
 

Kuriin

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Bro, you seem to assume quite a lot. You may be older, but, boy are you fucking retarded. We already know that you have no idea what a power bottom is (hint: It's not someone who takes control). Last I checked, this is "Ask Kuriin" thread, not "Ask a Fat Man" thread. Edit: PS, would love to see your hustling resume.
 

Blackyce

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Bro, you seem to assume quite a lot. You may be older, but, boy are you fucking retarded. We already know that you have no idea what a power bottom is (hint: It's not someone who takes control). Last I checked, this is "Ask Kuriin" thread, not "Ask a Fat Man" thread. Edit: PS, would love to see your hustling resume.
Oh I know what a power bottom is thank you and I've been around the gay block for a lot longer than you in fact as I've been out of the closet since 1985 when I was 19.

You want to see my hustler resume, no problem. I was a hustler when I first came out back in 1985. Back in those days I was 6' and 155lbs. I huslted for the first few months I was out making $25 for a John to blow me and $60 for me to fuck them.

I also lived in San Francisco from 87-92 and hung out on Polk Street a lot with my ex, since he liked young men. (You know, that was the huslter section of SF.) Wouldn't touch the Tenderloin though as that was a really scary part of SF.
 

Kuriin

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I get paid $200 just to be seen with people.

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Famm

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Oh I know what a power bottom is thank you and I've been around the gay block for a lot longer than you in fact as I've been out of the closet since 1985 when I was 19.

You want to see my hustler resume, no problem. I was a hustler when I first came out back in 1985. Back in those days I was 6' and 155lbs. I huslted for the first few months I was out making $25 for a John to blow me and $60 for me to fuck them.

I also lived in San Francisco from 87-92 and hung out on Polk Street a lot with my ex, since he liked young men. (You know, that was the huslter section of SF.) Wouldn't touch the Tenderloin though as that was really a really scary part of SF.
How did you not get the AIDS?