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Tuco

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They're running a Reddit's AMA tonight and they have a lot of stuff to answer to, like why the hell didn't they hotfix vamp ultimate cost, why would they cap all AoEs when a 3k people poll on official forums shows 90% of people don't want that, why no ETA on Eu server, why no more nameplates, why the hell does weapon swap have a delay and isn't instant, etc. They brag about their "vision" and are fast on response, well right now they seem blind as hell and slow as fuck. Also, nerf Batswarm please, it kills the PvP.
This AMA will not go well...


... can't wait.
 

Bondurant

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And since we have a lot of filthy PvE carebears stay at home casual dads here, this video shows how fucked up Infinite Batswarm is :

 

Tuco

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Yeah the ESO community is finally starting to blow up over the batswarming. I feel like they've got to fix it soon because it's getting ridiculous. Going to be an interesting all call tonight when probably 5-10% of the playerbase is batswarming.
 

Jackdaddio_sl

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This AMA will not go well...


... can't wait.
I don't see that happening Tuco. I envision a highly successful session.

So many followers just jizzed because they said "Thieves Guild" and got excited that soon they can steal two gold from NPC's pants. They got dyes. They got more promises of greatness.

The masses have their bread and circus so I don't predict too much anger. Most of the people who would complain or be angry just didn't resub.
 

Helldiver

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Well my 25 cent review; I'm liking the game so far.

Definitely not something serious I'd play for more than the first free month or maybe even a second. Feels like I've played this game already several times before. I get an AoC mixed with SW:ToR feeling from it.

My issues with it:
-Enemies do something during combat that causes me to lose control and no matter what I press I can't attack. So I have to hit Escape, and then I can attack again. Seems to happen on occasion and when they do their special "stunning" ability. Usually I'm fighting 4+ enemies at the same time, so if they do this shit it can result in a death. BTW, no, it's not their normal stun. This one completely turns off my keyboard indefinitely until I hit Escape.
-Lag or latency issues or something, but even though I roll out of the telegraph I'm often hit by the special attack anyways.
-Maps feel way too crowded and "small". To make the areas feel big, they just slow the character and mounts down. It's just stupid that most towns are 10% the size of a map. It all feels like I'm in one NY Central Park after another.

Looking forward to the Pvp.
 

Helldiver

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Seems like they are dodging all the major questions.
That and the majority of it got flooded with:

-When's the console version coming?
-You guys are so awesome because...
-What inspired you guys to develop...
-When's the console version coming?
 

Tuco

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And since we have a lot of filthy PvE carebears stay at home casual dads here, this video shows how fucked up Infinite Batswarm is :
I don't know, i used to watch a lot of Angel and Buffy on the WB and those vampires can really mess people up.... I'd say this is working as intended.