The Fast Food Thread

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Hekotat

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I'm not a fan of ketchup at all. Once in a while on fries is ok, but even then I'd rather have some other kind of sauce to dip fries in.
Heinz 57 is my go to with fries, they mesh so well.


Ate at Zombie Burger today in Des Moines, that place kicks ass! Pumpkin pie shake kicked ass as did the burgers and fries, I really want to open one in Dallas because it would absolutely kill.

EDIT: Is there anywhere near West Plano that has a kickass coney joint, I hate you guys for linking those.
 

joz123

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Farmer Boys near me has a cheeseburger combo for 5 bucks everyday. Can get onion rings or zucchini instead of fries and the burger has a good taste. A lot better than the normal shit places (mcdonalds, burger king, etc).
 

Abefroman

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Portillos is overrated. Somebody needs to fucking buy White Castle and Green River soda and make them go National.
 

Gravy

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I never ate at Portillo's. I usually stopped at Gene and Judes. The dogs were good, but the 'tamales'... wtf? They were yellow masa wrapped around red masa.
 

Abefroman

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I just buy the frozen shit
Nothing beats a couple freshly made Double chesseburgers already melting in the box at 3 a.m. Then you get the added health benifit of a colon cleanse in the morning where a penny you might have ate as a kid gets flushed out.
 

Tarrant

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So I had burger kings fries for the first time in years today. They now remind me of Wendy's old fries. Which were awesome.
 

lurkingdirk

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I had no idea what a KFC Double Down was, so I looked it up.

Is there a rated number of those you're allowed to eat? Do they come with defibrillators? Holy crap.
 

Xevy

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I've had one. It's decent. Like 7/10. It's not like "OH MY GOD IT'S WORTH THE DIARRHEA" good but it's a "I tried it and it was good and I'd get it again some day I'm craving fast food" good.

Kinda hard to eat honestly which proves why we wrapped our meats in bread to begin with.