The Fast Food Thread

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
I had no idea what a KFC Double Down was, so I looked it up.

Is there a rated number of those you're allowed to eat? Do they come with defibrillators? Holy crap.
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IIRC the nutrition on the double down isn't as bad as you may think. Mostly devoid of carb without bread and white bread itself adds a ton of calories and fat.
 
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There is some place in Montreal that Bourdain goes to on one of his shoes and they make a foie gras double down. Now that is insanity. I think it was Joe Beef maybe.
 
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Eyashusa_sl said:
There is some place in Montreal that Bourdain goes to on one of his shoes and they make a foie gras double down. Now that is insanity. I think it was Joe Beef maybe.
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Indeed

http://www.foodandwine.com/blogs/201...he-double-down

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KFC inspiring fine dining. Maybe McCheese is onto something with his horrible food choices.
 
McCheese

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Tenks_sl said:
KFC inspiring fine dining. Maybe McCheese is onto something with his horrible food choices.
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Yeah it's called being a normal, working class Joe who isn't so stuck up that he has to order tiny fucking overpriced food and then pretend to be satisfied while adjusting his bow tie and fucking monocle. Us normals enjoy delicious, filling, meals with grease and oil and oozing cheese; we don't need square fucking plates and fancy unpronouncable breads to be happy with our food choices.

p.s. fuck your cloth napkins, they're totally impractical.
 
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There's rather a big difference between being the type of uppity asshole you describe above, and not liking fast food much. You're too black and white, man. Relax.
 
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Eh, I love fine dining and fast food. Ideally, I'm only paying for the latter.
 
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Summer is my least favorite fast food season because places start putting apples in everything. Subway's got some shitty new sub with apples on it and Panera Bread's got a shitty salad with apples. I don't get the appeal of adding apples to things like sandwiches and salads.
 
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We got some junkfood power tasters in here...

Next on the list, cheeto puffs vs cheeto crunchy.

Of course it isn't much of a contest, crunchy is #1 NA forever.
 
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McCheese is onto something and i'm thinking no one really likes the apples, they just want to fit in.

You know what they should put on their salads in the summer? burgers. An american delicacy.
 
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Noodleface_sl said:
You're god damn right you would. You know who wouldn't? Uppity faggot hipsters.
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My only question would be how to eat it without using a fork, forks are anti-american.

I'm guessing a caesar salad in a burger wrapped in another caesar salad, wrapped in lettuce or something.
 
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