The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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Citrus on meat is too overpowering for me, but I do like citrus by itself. Except grapefruit. That tastes like soap
 
chaos

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Bro you just don't know what things taste like. You're broke.

Lime marinated fajitas, orange in carnitas, orange chicken, lemon on fish, citrus is banging with meat. But mclobster is still horrid.
 
Xevy

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At what point do we Super tasters stop yielding to you underlings and your plebeian tastes? When will our Magneto rise up to take us Super tasters to the elevated place in society we fucking deserve!
 
Intrinsic

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You should be more worried about when the Government will recognize your condition as a disability and provide you food stamps for bland food. Is there a market for a Super Taster restaurant where we sell unflavored tofu and similar products that won't overwhelm you poor disadvantaged souls?
 
chaos

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Seriously. Supertasters are to food what audiophiles are to stereo equipment. We get it, you hate everything, just choke on some cilantro and die already.
 
Vaclav

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Sorry yall enjoy squeezing fruit on your food. Don't mind me enjoying my delicious cheese burger.
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Let me guess having a cheeseburger on a deep fried twinkie is wrong too? (was an option at lunch today, I didn't take it though)
 
Harshaw

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I had the cheeseburger on the Krispy Kreme donut bun. It was meh. I like salty/sweet but that didn't hit it for me. I'd rather just have like candied bacon on my cheeseburger or one of those Hawaiian buns.
 
Soygen

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chaos_sl said:
Seriously. Supertasters are to food what audiophiles are to stereo equipment. We get it, you hate everything, just choke on some cilantro and die already.
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Hopefully Noodle didn't pass his mutation on to his child.
 
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Tenks

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I feel like Xevy understood and realized his opinion was wrong but instead of backing down decided to double down on it. In some ways I respect that. Stay true to your beliefs no matter how wrong.
 
Xevy

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My entire food dislikes:

Citrus
Cilantro
"over the top" Hot sauces that taste like peppers and dirt

End of list
 
Erronius

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What about the Aussie"Burger with the lot?"

Burger +
  • grilled onions
  • pineapple rings
  • bacon
  • beetroot (pickled beet)
  • runny egg (think over-easy)
  • other stuff

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Mario Speedwagon

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I think I'm going to start calling burgers liberty sandwiches. I'd eat that for sure. Beets are the only questionable thing on there for me but I'd give them a try.
 
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