The Fast Food Thread

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How did I never know these existed?!
 

McCheese

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You probably just always head straight for the Lofthouse Cookies and ranch dipping sauce, walk right by them
You know, you're actually pretty accurate with that statement. This will make me sound weird, but it's true. I have a ritual when I go into the grocery store of walking directly to the baked goods section and checking out the Lofthouse cookies display. I guess it's sort of a test of wills to see if I can avoid buying any. It gets especially hard this time of year when they start putting out the wheels of cookies for Valentine's Day. I noticed the other day that they put out a new strawberry flavor that looks delightful.
 

Noodleface

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I worked at a grocery store for 13 years, so when I shop I know where everything is. Doesn't matter what store, it's all the same once you know the basic aisle numbers. I have a tendency to walk directly to what I need, get it and leave. Never browse
 

Mrs. Gravy

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Does eating a jalapeno cheddar sausage from QuikTrip with pico de gallo on top of it count in this thread? If so, that was my very not nutritious but convenient lunch today.
I am catching up through this multi page monster so: Yuck to the KFC; ours all suck and are filthy. Our nearest Wendy's closed. DQ has a $5 lunch that includes ice cream so that usually wins if I don't take my lunch to work, or Steak and Shake (again with the ice cream), Subway is the devil's work. And Khane ate about 6000 mg of sodium in those rolls so there may be some fluid retention happening.
 

BrutulTM

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Man, you could do so much better than pizza rolls if you're going on a 3000 calorie binge. You could have eaten a whole large pizza and washed it down with a quart of ice cream for the same calories as that giant bag of crap.
 

lurkingdirk

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I worked at a grocery store for 13 years, so when I shop I know where everything is. Doesn't matter what store, it's all the same once you know the basic aisle numbers. I have a tendency to walk directly to what I need, get it and leave. Never browse
Which aisle has the most quality calories?
 

Khane

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Khane needs his quality calories to beat the Witcher sitting 3 inches from the screen
Now that I don't really need to read the inventory text anymore since I know what everything is/does I am once again living the dream.
 

Joeboo

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New flavor out:
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Every single new flavor of Oreos always leaves me a bit disappointed. A lot of them are legitimately good, and are damn fine cookies compared to any other cookie, but absolutely none of them beats just a plain, normal Oreo. The standard Oreo will never be dethroned as the finest mass-produced store bought cookie in the history of mankind.

P.S. fuck doublestuff, that's too much icing for the amount of cookie.
 

chaos

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Doublestuff is king because it absorbs milk much better than the standard oreo.

I almost bought the cinnamon bun oreos yesterday but decided my pants didn't need that burden.

The Reese's oreos are fucking insane, they are really really good.
 

Palum

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They make Oreo 'thins'. They should call them 'half stuffed'. Why bother?

Reese's sounds good, though they rarely seem to get the PB right in other products.
 

Fifey

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Double stuff is lord of the oreos, smashed out two rows Saturday night after day drinking. Quality calories only.
 

BrutulTM

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Double stuf are the only oreos worth eating dry. Regular ones are only edible if dipped in milk.