The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Ashin

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Anyone else expecting a movie to be made on this period of Johnny's life after it blows up in his life (even more, e.g. the hooker ODing).
 

Johnny53

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can emily rossum play the part of the hooker/girlfriend "Kristen" ?
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Dabamf_sl

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If you're going for proportional upgrades in the looks department, that troll being played by Emily Rossum means you'd have to be played by some Brad Pitt/Colin Farrel/Chaning Tatum superhybrid.

And I don't even know what you look like

(Queue accusations of gay)
 

Palum

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sounds like you dodged that landmine as best you could, though I'm not a fan of announcing physical advances in the first place.

She sounds like a suspicious girl. They're the worst because they're too dense to realize that if you were just out to get laid, they'd be the last one you'd go after because you can smell that suspicion from a mile away. Anyway it might be worth another date just to see what happens
Yea, I realized I probably shouldn't have said that but oh well. I mean, this was the same chick who an hour before dodging a simple goodnight kiss had told me that she'd never had anyone just tell her she had nice tits as a pickup line but was willing to let me try it out some time (for science, of course).

But funny enough she texted me when she got out of work today to tell me she was definitely free Sunday. So I responded "No you're not, you're going out with me on Sunday, remember?" and she answered "Well played."

So maybe she was just being coy, but at least I already crossed the intentions bridge despite her Belgian style waffling.

As an aside, telling chicks (politely, granted) to do things instead of asking is just so much more effective.
 

Aaron

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Nah, he should be played by Danny Devito or someone similar. That way when you have the sex scene between the "hot" young hooker and the ugly fat dude it becomes just as cringe worthy as reading this thread.
 

Szeth

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She's a hooker she loves doing stuff for money let her be the actress. Unless you think an overdose or her real boyfriend will off her before the shooting begins
 

Johnny53

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Oh, good, then its official. Make it his avatar.

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Private Joker: [calmly] Leonard, if Hartman catches us in here, we'll be in a world of shit.
Private Pyle: I am... in a world... of SHIT!


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Brad2770

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Went out with some friends Friday night. It was myself and 4 other guys. The party we went to, we met a lot of different girls, but I found myself fancying an Americanized Korean woman. She was born in Alaska, raised in Texas and the only thing Korean about her is her race. She speaks perfect English with that Texas twang (which I like, but I do not have it myself). I talked to her off and on during the night, but found myself talking to another lady the most. She is a good friend of the Korean girl I like. By the end of the night, I got both of their numbers, but here are the details:

Korean Girl- We talked, but it was myself asking most of the questions. She was there with a different group and would leave to go hang out with them, but come back periodically and sit in my lap. I mostly think she is attractive, but really have not got to know her well enough to know if she is a keeper, but I did score her number and I know (via the friend I am about to talk about) that she really wants to go out with me, I just need to call her. Plus she has some really big boobs for an Asian woman. They're real too.

Redhead- Redhead was talking to one of my buddies, but when he walked away and the Korean Woman walked away, we both got stuck talking to each other. I did not have an initial attraction mostly because she has crooked teeth and I do not like messed up looking teeth, but she has a very pretty face and even with the teeth how they are, I think they give her character. She has the most amazing ass I have ever seen. She was wearing short shorts with the black leotards under them. The conversation was great. because there was no attraction, the conversation flowed smooth. I didnt feel like I was supporting the conversation at all. I talked to Redhead the most during the night, but not about anything that allowed us to get to know each other. We just chatted and it was nice. During the night a few times, she talked me up to the Korean Woman. She kept telling me I was a nice guy and her friend needed a nice guy, so thats how I knew the light was green to get her number. By the end of the night, I got Korean Woman's number and Redhead's number.

I know I can snag a few dates from the Korean Woman. That is already in the bag because Redhead told me, but now that a few days have passed and I think back on the night, I find myself thinking more about my conversation with the Redhead. I do not think there was any attraction from the Redhead towards myself. I initally only asked for Redhead's number because I fogured the time I invested, I should at least make and keep a friend and that was my only intention when I got it. Now, I am wishing I had focused more on her. I am equally interested in them both for various reasons, but knowing my personality and just going by a gut feeling, I would enjoy Redhead's company more.

What should I do?
 

Kirun

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Go out with the Korean girl. Bang the hell out of her, like you've never banged a girl before. I'm talking a real, good dicking. The dicking of dickings. She'll inevitably "gossip" to her redheaded friend about how great the sex is. Redhead will get insanely jealous. At this point, it is time to bang the redhead, who is likely a wild woman in the sack(they all are)and into some freaky shit.

This advice changes completely if you want an actual relationship with either girl.
 

Famm

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Just talk to them both and see which one you gravitate towards? WTF man, you've banged like 40 bitches since you split from your wife and you want us to help you decide which one to close in on from two paragraph descriptions of what they look like and how they act at a bar?
 

Brad2770

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Just talk to them both and see which one you gravitate towards? WTF man, you've banged like 40 bitches since you split from your wife and you want us to help you decide which one to close in on from two paragraph descriptions of what they look like and how they act at a bar?
If the women werent friends, I know exactly what I would do; I would go out with them both. Since they are friends, I am basically asking, "Do I focus on the sure thing or go ahead and go for the one I think I like more?" I am really hoping for a relationship that lasts longer than a couple of months. Since the split with my ex 6 years ago, the longest I have been with a girl is about 3 1/2 months. It would be nice to really get to know someone even if it isnt forever.
 

Adebisi

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Yea, I realized I probably shouldn't have said that but oh well. I mean, this was the same chick who an hour before dodging a simple goodnight kiss had told me that she'd never had anyone just tell her she had nice tits as a pickup line but was willing to let me try it out some time (for science, of course).

But funny enough she texted me when she got out of work today to tell me she was definitely free Sunday. So I responded "No you're not, you're going out with me on Sunday, remember?" and she answered "Well played."

So maybe she was just being coy, but at least I already crossed the intentions bridge despite her Belgian style waffling.

As an aside, telling chicks (politely, granted) to do things instead of asking is just so much more effective.
Incorrect approach.

You should've told her you're busy with friends now. Let that shit simmer.

Its called playing games and it works.