The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Dabamf_sl

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I've said this before, but man you guys just don't even know what it is like to never be able to experience those ripe young bodies again. I fully agree that someone my age (40s) should not be consistently hanging out with and/or befriending mostly people that age, let alone dating them. But if I had a shot at banging girls that age, and they weren't cheating on their boyfriend or getting heroin from me or any other unsavory shit, why wouldn't I want to? No, I don't want to have in-depth conversations with them, hell I'd prefer they not even talk. But no 35+ year old woman can compete with the smooth skin and tight body of those young girls, and you really have no idea until you realize you can't have them anymore.

This is all assuming, of course, that you aren't using some position of authority or other questionable tactics. You can hypothesize daddy issues or whatever you like, but if a girl half my age was part of my circle of friends and she thought I was witty and charming and mature, and decided she wanted to fuck me, I'll tell you right now there's no fucking way that I'm going to tell her some guys on the internet think it is creepy so I better not. I don't even care if she lacks the experience of older ladies, sometimes you just want to fuck some hot piece of ass.

I'd give my left nut for some firm 20-year old titties right now. The only firm ones I see anymore are plastic.
Fair points.
 

Aamry

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How did I miss the 30yo vs 18-22yo? In that case, I change my recommendation to simply stop being weird and hanging out with/trying to fuck children.
Where I live, those are the only aged girls that don't have 1-3 kids, and thats not even a completely true statement. I don't want to date a 28 year old single mother of 3.
 

The Master

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I feel dirty posting this, but if you want easy access to young girls take up partner dancing. Swing, Salsa, Bachata, Kizomba, Ballroom. Your local college has a club (I promise, it does) that is open to the public. And if the practices aren't, the socials are. My original ballroom instructor teaches at a college and for a few years I'd come in an T.A. These classes were like 100+ people, so 50-60 girls per class. It was honestly hard not to get laid. Especially as I wasn't a college student, I was a guy with his own apartment and a steady job. Girls packed together in dorms or apartments who can go home with a guy and not have to worry about his room mates when you take her to bed? So easy.
 

popsicledeath

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Basically, im a mature (30s) student...
You sure?

It seems to me you're a dude in your thirties going out with a bunch of young girls, claiming it's not your scene, then drinking and getting all emotional and sucked into drama and probably creating just as much of your own by fucking a chick you acknowledge is a slut, tease, and has a boyfriend, all while you or both of you are drunk, and once while she had apparently drank enough she doesn't even remember... grabbing her and kissing her hard like in old movies they're too young to have seen, while she's slutting around in a bar with friends and others and has a boyfriend that you conveniently ignore to go to her place to fuck her after you guys "came up with a plan for her to go to bed" because you didn't want to hang out with a bunch of "douchebags" because you're not into the scene you're not only obviously very into, but perpetuating like some regressed man-child.

If you don't want drama from fucking some young chick, you'll have to stop acting like one. You're obviously not equipped to do much but get sucked into drama, create more drama, and then get all dramatic about it. My advice: check yourself by either acting like a 'mature' student or just admit you're a whore for pussy-drama as much as this chick is a whore for cock-drama and at least not be really confused by all the drama that you've brought in and perpetuated.

You're not falling for this girl. If not her, it would be someone else, or probably something else. The only thing you're falling for is your own shortcomings.
Time to get introspective, bro, and realize the only attention whoring drama queen in this situation is you. Time to check yo-self befo' you wreck yo'self.
 

popsicledeath

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Yeah, I have a lot of experience with the friend zone. I dont listen to any of her emotional shit, but the power has definitely seemed to have shifted from where she persued me to me persuing her, and I don't like it. Really, by making intentions clear that I am not there just to cuddle, avoiding her drama and just not being a lapdog, isn't this enough to not be in it? She always initiates the texts etc.
The fact you think the problem here is that you're in the friend-zone is your biggest red flag. You're not in the friend-zone. You're in a web of psychological and emotional drama in large part of your own making. You're loving every second of this attention and drama. You're a relatively old dude who went back to school, and look at that, you've still got it! You're banging young chicks, have one confused and crying over you, and the drama around the situation (that you've done what to avoid and not perpetuate?!) is validation you're still relevant, still a man, still got it!

The only intentions you've ever made clear is that what's going on right now is exactly what you expected and accepted and let happen. Stop fooling yourself. Grow the fuck up. Take control of your life and priorities and dick. Stop feeling justified by being a victim of yourself.

Or, just admit you love this shit (it's fun, right?) and have a ball, have a nut, and post some titties.

Either way, people win. You can't got halfsies on shit like this, though, or you look like a chump.
 

Dabamf_sl

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The fact you think the problem here is that you're in the friend-zone is your biggest red flag. You're not in the friend-zone. You're in a web of psychological and emotional drama in large part of your own making. You're loving every second of this attention and drama. You're a relatively old dude who went back to school, and look at that, you've still got it! You're banging young chicks, have one confused and crying over you, and the drama around the situation (that you've done what to avoid and not perpetuate?!) is validation you're still relevant, still a man, still got it!

The only intentions you've ever made clear is that what's going on right now is exactly what you expected and accepted and let happen. Stop fooling yourself. Grow the fuck up. Take control of your life and priorities and dick. Stop feeling justified by being a victim of yourself.

Or, just admit you love this shit (it's fun, right?) and have a ball, have a nut, and post some titties.

Either way, people win. You can't got halfsies on shit like this, though, or you look like a chump.
Way harsh, brah
 

popsicledeath

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That's quite an in-depth analysis based on only a few posts!
Guys, I'm a mature 30s student who isn't even going to say how old I actually am because I post like some drama queen attention whore who is doing a lot of immature stuff "falling" for a slut barely out of high school who is a confirmed tease and initiated sex while so drunk she claims she can't remember because she'd blacked out and now won't be my girlfriend because she has a boyfriend and a bi-sexual friend she makes out with in public for attention.... oh yeah I have to walk to class the same general direction as the drama-whore slut with a boyfriend who is leading me on that I can acknowledge is a tease but that I'm still falling for! Oh, golly, young love is just so difficult when you're in your 30s!!!

But honestly guys, I'm worried about my grades and I just thought there would be more mature types at this program!!!

I guess the good thing is all these drunk, weed-smoking kids I'm hanging out with and fucking while blacked out are going to be great sources of networking in the future! Unless one ends up needing to testify.


Serious talk time.... how DO I get out of the darned friend-zone and keep fucking this girl despite her boyfriend, bi friend she makes out with in public, her being a tease, leading me on, and us only fucking while she was blacked out.... you know, while also staying IN the friend-zone, because I'm 30-something and the young, immature, cheating slut I fucked while blacked out was my only friend...

Because, honestly, I'm totally not into all the drama this scene brings into my life.... I really just worried about my grades, because they're obviously so important to me and I thought there would be a lot more mature type of people at this program.

Newsflash: there are more mature people in your program. You just don't see them, because you clearly can't relate. And they're avoiding you, skribble. Like a fucking plague.
 

Alex

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I guess the good thing is all these drunk, weed-smoking kids I'm hanging out with and fucking while blacked out are going to be great sources of networking in the future!Unless one ends up needing to testify.
This is what rape culture has done to us.
 

Big Phoenix

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Guys, I'm a mature 30s student who isn't even going to say how old I actually am because I post like some drama queen attention whore who is doing a lot of immature stuff "falling" for a slut barely out of high school who is a confirmed tease and initiated sex while so drunk she claims she can't remember because she'd blacked out and now won't be my girlfriend because she has a boyfriend and a bi-sexual friend she makes out with in public for attention.... oh yeah I have to walk to class the same general direction as the drama-whore slut with a boyfriend who is leading me on that I can acknowledge is a tease but that I'm still falling for! Oh, golly, young love is just so difficult when you're in your 30s!!!

But honestly guys, I'm worried about my grades and I just thought there would be more mature types at this program!!!

I guess the good thing is all these drunk, weed-smoking kids I'm hanging out with and fucking while blacked out are going to be great sources of networking in the future! Unless one ends up needing to testify.


Serious talk time.... how DO I get out of the darned friend-zone and keep fucking this girl despite her boyfriend, bi friend she makes out with in public, her being a tease, leading me on, and us only fucking while she was blacked out.... you know, while also staying IN the friend-zone, because I'm 30-something and the young, immature, cheating slut I fucked while blacked out was my only friend...

Because, honestly, I'm totally not into all the drama this scene brings into my life.... I really just worried about my grades, because they're obviously so important to me and I thought there would be a lot more mature type of people at this program.

Newsflash: there are more mature people in your program. You just don't see them, because you clearly can't relate. And they're avoiding you, skribble. Like a fucking plague.
19 year old pussy is a hell of a drug.
 

skribble

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Guys, I'm a mature 30s student who isn't even going to say how old I actually am because I post like some drama queen attention whore who is doing a lot of immature stuff "falling" for a slut barely out of high school who is a confirmed tease and initiated sex while so drunk she claims she can't remember because she'd blacked out and now won't be my girlfriend because she has a boyfriend and a bi-sexual friend she makes out with in public for attention.... oh yeah I have to walk to class the same general direction as the drama-whore slut with a boyfriend who is leading me on that I can acknowledge is a tease but that I'm still falling for! Oh, golly, young love is just so difficult when you're in your 30s!!!

But honestly guys, I'm worried about my grades and I just thought there would be more mature types at this program!!!

I guess the good thing is all these drunk, weed-smoking kids I'm hanging out with and fucking while blacked out are going to be great sources of networking in the future! Unless one ends up needing to testify.


Serious talk time.... how DO I get out of the darned friend-zone and keep fucking this girl despite her boyfriend, bi friend she makes out with in public, her being a tease, leading me on, and us only fucking while she was blacked out.... you know, while also staying IN the friend-zone, because I'm 30-something and the young, immature, cheating slut I fucked while blacked out was my only friend...

Because, honestly, I'm totally not into all the drama this scene brings into my life.... I really just worried about my grades, because they're obviously so important to me and I thought there would be a lot more mature type of people at this program.

Newsflash: there are more mature people in your program. You just don't see them, because you clearly can't relate. And they're avoiding you, skribble. Like a fucking plague.
What's with all the passive aggressive ad hom chum? I wasn't asking for a pseudo-psychology report on my character, and if I was, it wouldn't be from someone who has managed to misconstrue the three or so short paragraphs I'd written on a forum.
 

Proc_sl

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who cares who wrote the psych report. just step back and consider the perspective.

it's insulting, but try to find some useful truth in it.

Ask yourself how a mature person AVOIDS getting caught up in this kind of silly high-school level cheating drama. then do your best going forward.
 

Big Phoenix

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who cares who wrote the psych report. just step back and consider the perspective.

it's insulting, but try to find some useful truth in it.

Ask yourself how a mature person AVOIDS getting caught up in this kind of silly high-school level cheating drama. then do your best going forward.
Its like complaining about getting aids from taking 5 random loads in your ass at the local glory hole.
 

iannis

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Realize that there are places where your dick does not belong.

Getting 19 year old pussy is not as hard as some of you claim it is. Any fat nerd could do it. What you need is a girl with daddy issues. And you need money. "She likes me for me!" has nothing to do with 19 year old pussy... it didn't have anything to do with it when you WERE 19 (you just didn't realize it) and it still doesn't (you should realize it by now). It gets no more attractive when you "can't have it".

Some of you guys have issues. Grow some self respect.
 

Hoss

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Most of you are fucking retarded. Skribble, just find another chick to fuck, and continue being cordial with the girl in your class. Try to make sure the next one is not in your class.

Also, are you male of female? I don't think you ever said.
 

Brikker

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Just felt like adding my 2 cents:

Being in the military fucking SUCKS when you're trying to have a real relationship. You either get married in a short amount of time or you try to do long distance and it fails. Fuck shit. I am unhappy.