The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Hoss

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It's better when the sober one is making the posts. Maybe lulzsect can get his honey to come post the story in a readable format.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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speaking of which, i would appreciate it if you could help me nail this blonde.

thank.

will report back for more.
 
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Hoss

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No problem, it's kind of our specialty. Start with posting a pic of her.
 
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Johnny53

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Was just wondering what the hell happened to you? Still banging [strike]bimbos[/strike] hookers? Divorced yet? AIDS?
no more hookers / fucking the wife daily / AIDS and STD free
life could not be better
 
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Are you still a virgin? I thought you were in a relationship for a longer time!?
 
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Hoss

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Are you still a virgin? I thought you were in a relationship for a longer time!?

He was, but that guy would only pitch, so he never got his dick muddy and is still technically a virgin.
 
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LulzSect

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to my former crushes credit

over the last few months, she did put up with quite a few drug fueled texts/calls (e.g. "lol I'm out banging this younger chick I'm with" photo text, etc.) from me before permanently blocking me and asking me not to contact her

i mean 10+ chances being an ultra jerk texting/calling her about me getting ass was probably not the best way to win a girls heart

drugs
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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to my former crushes credit

over the last few months, she did put up with quite a few drug fueled texts/calls (e.g. "lol I'm out banging this younger chick I'm with" photo text, etc.) from me before permanently blocking me and asking me not to contact her

i mean 10+ chances being an ultra jerk texting/calling her about me getting ass was probably not the best way to win a girls heart

drugs
holy shit. I admire your savagery.

So I am noticing that I am attracted to 50% voice of a woman, 20% body/face, 30% personality.
 
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Soygen

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holy shit. I admire your savagery.

So I am noticing that I am attracted to 50% voice of a woman, 20% body/face, 30% personality.
Paying for a lot of phone sex, I see.
 
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LulzSect

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@consensus my former drug induced idiocy is nothing to admire chum

when you get tired of railing sl00ts and think about settling down its becomes not so fun when you permanently destroy relationships
 
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