The Green Knight (2020)

fanaskin · May 18, 2021

Lendarios said:
Remember that great movie, dance with the wolfes. It was a great movie, same as the last samurai.

this is pure troll since the role is specifically a foreigner in the story

fanaskin · May 18, 2021

Khane said:
Highlander. Sean Connery as a Spaniard.

or connery as a russian, red october, there's a similar thread there...

fanaskin · May 18, 2021

Grizzlebeard said:
You're only a continent out but allowances have to be made I suppose.

there's kebab in india what is wrong with you, snob

Lendarios · May 18, 2021

Grizzlebeard said:
Ghost in the Shell (Scarlett Johansson) ? A Mighty Heart (Angelina Jolie)? Argo (Ben Affleck)? Elizabeth, Michael and Marlon (Joseph Fiennes)? The 33 (Juliette Binoche)? Every main part in the Last Airbender? The Lone Ranger (Johnny Depp)? 21 (Jim Sturgess)? Noah (Russell Crowe)? Exodus: Gods and Kings (Christian Bale)? Prince of Persia (Jake Gyllenhaal)? Drive (Carey Mulligan)?

Old movies, personal favourite, John Wayne as Genghis Khan.

The gods of Egypt was a good movie.

fanaskin · May 18, 2021

Grizzlebeard said:
Ghost in the Shell (Scarlett Johansson) ? A Mighty Heart (Angelina Jolie)? Argo (Ben Affleck)? Elizabeth, Michael and Marlon (Joseph Fiennes)? The 33 (Juliette Binoche)? Every main part in the Last Airbender? The Lone Ranger (Johnny Depp)? 21 (Jim Sturgess)? Noah (Russell Crowe)? Exodus: Gods and Kings (Christian Bale)? Prince of Persia (Jake Gyllenhaal)? Drive (Carey Mulligan)?

Old movies, personal favourite, John Wayne as Genghis Khan.

if these were foreign made movies for their own audience it would be wtf, go audit bollywood and see what they look like

chaos · May 18, 2021

Void said:
Better not be talking about this Six.
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It's a musical about female empowerment, as sung by the wives of Henry the 8th, half of whom are played by black chicks.

spronk · May 18, 2021

chaos said:
It's a musical about female empowerment, as sung by the wives of Henry the 8th, half of whom are played by black chicks.

do they still get their heads chopped off

chaos · May 18, 2021

spronk said:
do they still get their heads chopped off

Idk, its annoying pop musical shit. Not awesome like this movie is lookin.

Nester · May 18, 2021

Oh shit

SIX

Khane · May 18, 2021

TJT said:
He was actually Egyptian.

Lol that's right. Juan Sanchez-Villalobos Ramirez..... the Egyptian. What a movie

TJT · May 18, 2021

Khane said:
Lol that's right. Juan Sanchez-Villalobos Ramirez..... the Egyptian. What a movie

Think about how much you have to unpack here. You have an American actor pretending to be Scottish telling a Scottish actor pretending to be Spanish who is actually Egyptian and the American pretending to be Scottish is lecturing the Scottish actor pretending to be Spanish/Egyptian on what haggis is.

Khane · May 18, 2021

And neither one of them is even trying to hide their real accent

Gavinmad · May 18, 2021

Lambert is French.

TJT · May 18, 2021

Said he was born in Long Island so I went with American.

Edaw · May 18, 2021

TJT said:
Think about how much you have to unpack here. You have an American actor pretending to be Scottish telling a Scottish actor pretending to be Spanish who is actually Egyptian and the American pretending to be Scottish is lecturing the Scottish actor pretending to be Spanish/Egyptian on what haggis is.

They are both humans pretending to be aliens pretending to be human.

Aldarion · May 18, 2021

Sterling said:
Zendaya as Michelle pseudo-MJ is whatever, Elba as Heimdall is actively good and the rest are mediocre/shit/relatively unknown actors in shit shows/movies that likely wouldn't be particularly improved by replacing them with similar tier white actors so I have a hard time mustering up any outrage over any of these in particular. If the quality of the work ends up suffering because of this kind of shit at some point it'll self correct when they stop making money long term. I know there's examples of studios willing to eat shit on shows/movies for identity politics, but it's not something that's sustainable studiowide.

Sterling · May 18, 2021

Aldarion said:
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Not sure if you really think that there won't ever be a pendulum shift the other way at some point or that somehow shitty pandering movies haven't been around basically as long as movies have been around or that at some point studios will stop making shit that doesn't make money.

Muurloen · May 18, 2021

Khane said:
Lol that's right. Juan Sanchez-Villalobos Ramirez..... the Egyptian. What a movie

Always thought that was just an assumed identity that he was currently living as.

Chukzombi · May 19, 2021

Muurloen said:
Always thought that was just an assumed identity that he was currently living as.

didnt he say he was 3000 years old and had also married the daughter of the Emperor of Japan? dude has had time to be whatever he wants for many many lifetimes.

Warrik · May 19, 2021

Big Phoenix said:
No its just white history.

Your premise might make some sense if it wasnt only white characters being rainbow washed, but it is only white characters being rainbow washed. Have some self respect and dignity.

I don't build my sense of self respect or dignity on what color a fictional character might be in a make believe story.

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