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j00t

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the feels, bro... they are real.
 
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i HAD real life friends. then i got married. then i moved away from my friends to be with my wife. then my friends got married and moved away. then i got divorced and, yes, have no real life friends. i only have internet friends.
Sucks dude. I wish more guys would realize that abandoning friendships for pussy is a fucking horrible tradeoff, every single time.
 
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Chukzombi

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Sucks dude. I wish more guys would realize that abandoning friendships for pussy is a fucking horrible tradeoff, every single time.
hoes before bros is a thing and its terrible. i have a friend who wont leave his house anymore because his wife doesnt approve. one time he did go out and he sent me a message that if his wife asks me about it that i was to tell her that i was with him. no idea what he was actually doing, but i got lumped in somehow. i guess thats why i am still single. no chick is gonna keep me under her thumb. bitch, your pussy isnt importnt to me, lots of pussy out there.
 
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j00t

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Sucks dude. I wish more guys would realize that abandoning friendships for pussy is a fucking horrible tradeoff, every single time.
this totally isn't the thread for it, but i don't think it's a guy/girl thing. some of my best friends were girls and they did the exact same thing. got married, then dropped off the face of the planet. first year of marriage is hard in ways that NO ONE prepares you for. you focus all your time and energy into making it work because how lame is it that you can't get through a SINGLE YEAR of marriage??

but yeah, it's one of those things where people unknowingly obliterate their own support system
 
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Sucks dude. I wish more guys would realize that abandoning friendships for pussy is a fucking horrible tradeoff, every single time.
One thing ive come to learn is that as you approach 30 you seriously have to force yourself to maintain physical social bonds if you want them to continue to exist. If not people at best become texting buddies.

My best friend who ive known since we where in diapers got married a few years ago and Ive seen him once since. Dude ended up moving an hour away from me when before he lived 10 minutes down the road. Another good friend of mine has had a couple of kids in the last 5 years and the amount of time weve spent together nose dived as you would expect.
 
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Chukzombi

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this totally isn't the thread for it, but i don't think it's a guy/girl thing. some of my best friends were girls and they did the exact same thing. got married, then dropped off the face of the planet. first year of marriage is hard in ways that NO ONE prepares you for. you focus all your time and energy into making it work because how lame is it that you can't get through a SINGLE YEAR of marriage??

but yeah, it's one of those things where people unknowingly obliterate their own support system
Chicks do that though. They'll have a bunch of girlfriends so they can have a shoulder to cry on about their bad relationships and then when they get a new man they cut everyone off. Don't even need to be married for that to happen.
 

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has anyone tried seasonings like these
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just used that brand as it was one of the top results, most of them look just to be sugar. one of my friends was saying dill pickle was good, but he might be just fucking with me.
 

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has anyone tried seasonings like these
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just used that brand as it was one of the top results, most of them look just to be sugar. one of my friends was saying dill pickle was good, but he might be just fucking with me.

Tried a couple, but I think the only one we even noticed on the popcorn was the nacho cheese. Also, pretty much had to get the popcorn coated in butter for any of it to stick and most of it was just in the bottom of the bowl.
 

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Before I know it I've spent $150 at the store when all I needed was some popcorn and oil...

So you just paid $150 for a bag of popcorn. Sounds to me like you just got the full theater popcorn experience. What more could you ask for? Boogers from a random teenager?
 
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Chukzombi

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has anyone tried seasonings like these
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just used that brand as it was one of the top results, most of them look just to be sugar. one of my friends was saying dill pickle was good, but he might be just fucking with me.
i used the regular butter and the white cheddar, but Flavacol is the real deal. its a stupid name, its not meant to have a cool name because its an industrial product for movie theaters. but its the be all end all if you want that movie theater taste.
 
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j00t

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So you just paid $150 for a bag of popcorn. Sounds to me like you just got the full theater popcorn experience. What more could you ask for? Boogers from a random teenager?
i guess it depends... how much are the boogers?
 
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j00t

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i used the regular butter and the white cheddar, but Flavacol is the real deal. its a stupid name, its not meant to have a cool name because its an industrial product for movie theaters. but its the be all end all if you want that movie theater taste.

i absolutely concur. one of the theatres i used to go to (that i've since moved away from, no idea how long they kept doing it) had all kinds of novelty flavors and they almost never got used. flavacol and plain salt is really all there is
 
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i HAD real life friends. then i got married. then i moved away from my friends to be with my wife. then my friends got married and moved away. then i got divorced and, yes, have no real life friends. i only have internet friends.

Modern life right there.
 
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Malakriss

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Yeah, add 3 months to that as everything will be re-lockdowned by end of July cause several states are retarded.
 
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Kirun

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Yeah, add 3 months to that as everything will be re-lockdowned by end of July cause several states are retarded.
It's going to be rolling lockdowns until at least November. If Trump is reelected, add 4 years to that. I can't wait for Hollywood to get fucking shit on.
 
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It's going to be rolling lockdowns until at least November. If Trump is reelected, add 4 years to that. I can't wait for Hollywood to get fucking shit on.

I want them to Hollywood to get fucked, but unfortunately when they are paid 20,000,000 for a movie, they can run lean for a while :(

Would be interesting to see if they flip democrat -> republican when they can't work for four years and are being asked to donate half their money to people who don't want to work.