Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

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zzeris

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Isn't there a story about some Christian priest abusing underage boys, like every week?

Basically, 12 year old boys are to Christians what goats are to Muslims at this point.

I'd like to see all those weekly stories. In reality, a bunch of gays are trying to push kids into being gays and trannies because they are evil and still have a massive inferiority complex that leads to thoughts of pill bottles 50% of the time. I could show a lot more stories of gays trying to push sex on little kids than finding real gay priests under every bed. The thought that Christians have any influence is more laughable than Joe Biden having a strong mind. Platt gets hated on for having strong beliefs that don't fit the narrative of NPC programming.
 
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It has to be a multiverse thing because the only other person worthy of the hammer was Cap and Jane's character has never focused on how upright and moral she is. That, or she scienced a way to reforge the hammer and pick it up.

Vision as well. I wonder if Vision 2.0 is worthy?
 
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spronk

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Soo.. What do yall think is the story of how Jane gets to become Thor?

jane gets cancer
???
jane is thor

the middle part will be some stupid bullshit, but also i predict ANOTHER black female thor steps in before the end of the movie (maybe multiverse jane, maybe Queen Valkyrie) and ends up being the final standing Thor. imo the poster reveals it all by being cute, the poster for the movie says THE ONE AND ONLY with thor stylized under it, sorta gives out a "GOTCHA" vibe
 

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I thought I clicked on the Thor thread....

You didn't realize Thor was a God?

I'd like to see all those weekly stories. In reality, a bunch of gays are trying to push kids into being gays and trannies because they are evil and still have a massive inferiority complex that leads to thoughts of pill bottles 50% of the time. I could show a lot more stories of gays trying to push sex on little kids than finding real gay priests under every bed. The thought that Christians have any influence is more laughable than Joe Biden having a strong mind. Platt gets hated on for having strong beliefs that don't fit the narrative of NPC programming.

Studies show that nearly all gays were molested as children. So the priests molesting altar boys are creating the gays that they supposedly hate. Time is a flat circle.
 
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Studies show that nearly all gays were molested as children. So the priests molesting altar boys are creating the gays that they supposedly hate. Time is a flat circle.
Then where did the very first gay come from, STUPID?!
 
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Hoss

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Then where did the very first gay come from, STUPID?!

I assume Peter (the first pope) molested someone. But since it was a minor and the records would have been sealed, we don't know for sure.
 

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jane gets cancer
???
jane is thor

the middle part will be some stupid bullshit, but also i predict ANOTHER black female thor steps in before the end of the movie (maybe multiverse jane, maybe Queen Valkyrie) and ends up being the final standing Thor. imo the poster reveals it all by being cute, the poster for the movie says THE ONE AND ONLY with thor stylized under it, sorta gives out a "GOTCHA" vibe
Just Google Jason Aaron’s Thor. That’s what it’s based off of.
 

Homsar

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I thought Chris Pratt also got shit on for not making comments about Trump or some shit iir. He's not black like Denzel so he isn't allowed to keep his mouth shut I guess
 
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Fogel

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Remember, silence is violence. But also, if you're white, keep quiet for black voices. It's really not that hard!
 

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Blacks keep quiet because they are oppressed. Whites keep quiet because they are oppressing.
 
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Lanx

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I thought Chris Pratt also got shit on for not making comments about Trump or some shit iir. He's not black like Denzel so he isn't allowed to keep his mouth shut I guess
he also hunts so that sends the gooble gobbles in a frenzy
 

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Like others have posted, the Pratt hate brigade online seems to stem from the specific church he attends. AFAIK he has never said anything publicly that controversial, it is more of a "guilty by association" type of deal.
It also stems from about the whole marvel cast was a part of the Biden fundraiser they did, except him. Couple that with the fact that he is apart of a church that does a better job of shunning gays than many others and the fact that he once referred to his new child in a way that seemed to not acknowledge the one he has with Farris and its a perfect storm of dumb.

Other than the church stuff, its whatever. But If I can love Tom Cruise despite his crazy-ass church, I'll still love Pratt too.
 
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I thought Chris Pratt also got shit on for not making comments about Trump or some shit iir. He's not black like Denzel so he isn't allowed to keep his mouth shut I guess
Did you ever hear Justin's Timberlake "Say Something" song?

Same shit. Any celeb that doesn't speak out against Orange Hitler is a suspected Nazi. Confirming your Christian faith confirms being a Nazi as well.
 

Lanx

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and the fact that he once referred to his new child in a way that seemed to not acknowledge the one he has with Farris and its a perfect storm of dumb.
i think it was more that he was just a giddy father but ppl took it that he was happy his kid wasn't fucked up like that last one (premature w/ tons of problems), maybe even saying anna farris has a cursed womb
 

Tarrant

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i think it was more that he was just a giddy father but ppl took it that he was happy his kid wasn't fucked up like that last one (premature w/ tons of problems), maybe even saying anna farris has a cursed womb

Yeah that too, I couldn't remember fully what he said, just that it was taken as a slight towards his child with Farris. Which was a dumb take IMO.
 
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OU Ariakas

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It also stems from about the whole marvel cast was a part of the Biden fundraiser they did, except him. Couple that with the fact that he is apart of a church that does a better job of shunning gays than many others and the fact that he once referred to his new child in a way that seemed to not acknowledge the one he has with Farris and its a perfect storm of dumb.

Other than the church stuff, its whatever. But If I can love Tom Cruise despite his crazy-ass church, I'll still love Pratt too.


No, INCLUDING the church stuff it's whatever. Since when have you been a member of a group or organization that you agree with 100%? I understand that we are talking about people who are complete drones for whatever ideological nonsense is thrust in their general direction but at some point individuality must be recognized. He like the church for 100 reasons, if he happens to disagree with them on that one is that enough for him to disassociate with the place? It is those other people's problem, not his. Fuck them for assuming that association with someone or something means complete and total agreement.
 
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Tarrant

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I said "other than the church stuff, it's whatever" because I dislike churches and immediately am suspicious of anyone who goes to one. That's just me though, if that's an opinion you don't agree with that's fine, but don't try and correct my view of churches.

That said though, one that's more homophobic than normal can go fuck itself that much more.
 
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Drinsic

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I said "other than the church stuff, it's whatever" because I dislike churches and immediately am suspicious of anyone who goes to one. That's just me though, if that's an opinion you don't agree with that's fine, but don't try and correct my view of churches.

That said though, one that's more homophobic than normal can go fuck itself that much more.
Agreed, Islam can go fuck itself.
 
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