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BrutulTM

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I can't believe this thread is this terrible after only one episode.
 

Szlia

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This should die down in a couple of episodes. By then the season will have become its own thing, with its own tone and pace and we'll have a better grasp of the storylines and characters.
 

Drinsic

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Everything about the first episode seemed disjointed. Some of the scenes were just downright stupid. Cops don't get to show up at people's houses and beat up a kid's father with brass knuckles and not get thrown in jail for 15 years. I think that scene would've made a lot more sense if he had thrown on the hood like he did when he beat up the investigative reporter. Also, he drank an entire bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue at the bar, then woke up and drove to the murder scene like he was completely sober, same with Rachel McAdam's character. I know it was only the first episode, but I in no way would call it good television, and I'm not alone.
True Detective season 2 leads HBO's most disappointing lineup ever - Vox
Have you ever drank before? We don't know how long Velcoro was sleeping off his drunk at the bar, a 2 or 3 hour nap alone can work wonders. Plus, people tend to "sober up" a bit when shit goes down. That, and he looked fucking terrible when he showed up. Like maybe he was drunk or something. Weird, I know.
 

Ossoi

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I'd appreciate if you didn't call me dumb and argumentative for simply trying to understand why someone said Justin Lin is a great director and I agreed and gave examples, and then multiple people said he shouldn't deserve credit for those examples, that it was other people, and then couldn't really say what we should credit Lin for doing.
That single long scene from season 1 everyone was praising the director for.... wtf. Didn't people know that was just Pizzolatto's writing and thankfully an editor that didn't edit it up!?
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etchazz

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Jimmies russled, I just dont know how sheltered someone has to be to think this stuff isnt happening. Ive seen so many people I know drink 151 ect blackout or pass out, wake up at 4 a.m. and hop on the freeway and drive to base.

Youre bitching about Farrell drinking at what could possibly be 9 PM and cant believe a corrupt county would call him to a crime scene at 5 AM. This is the stretching everyone doing to hate the episode, on top of that, people are linking articles to Vox because they see it pop up on some feed on yahoo or who knows.


Klitchs character was rushed and not given time while Mcadams character was not interesting unless you care about her anal habits. Those are legit complaints, the stuff you mentioned arent
You don't think almost killing a guy with a pair of brass knuckles and nothing at all happens to him is not a legit complaint? How fucking stupid are you?
 

khalid

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You don't think almost killing a guy with a pair of brass knuckles and nothing at all happens to him is not a legit complaint? How fucking stupid are you?
Yeah, you are right. It is totally crazy that cops could get away with beating people up or that their victims would be afraid to come forward for fear of further reprisals.
 

Homsar

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You don't think almost killing a guy with a pair of brass knuckles and nothing at all happens to him is not a legit complaint? How fucking stupid are you?
Does the guy have a clue who he is? also he has the mob and an insanely crazy corrupt station. Marty in season was beating kids in Jail cells, busting into houses and ruffing people up and no one was throwing a fit then
 

Chanur

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You don't think almost killing a guy with a pair of brass knuckles and nothing at all happens to him is not a legit complaint? How fucking stupid are you?
You're comments have been pretty retarded but how do you know nothing will happen? It's been a few hours its not fucking magic.
 

Homsar

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At first I thought the bird head was just to give off a creepy vibe but now im starting to think its why the house was ransacked. glad the second episode is finally hear.

this is the last photo of the kid at Luna Park
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Mist

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At first I thought the bird head was just to give off a creepy vibe but now im starting to think its why the house was ransacked. glad the second episode is finally hear.

this is the last photo of the kid at Luna Park
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How is this connected to the Yellow King?
 

Homsar

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Pretty sure I saw Rust Cole in the intro

Im not home so cant watch on the TV but this stream is pretty good
 

khalid

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Whatever you think about this season, can we at least all agree that the fucking opening song is horrendous?
 

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Trying to cleverly unmask the killer right after the first episode of True Detective is like old people watching "Murder She Wrote" or "Matlock", spotting that dodgy nervous guy and calling him the perp before anyone else. I think it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
 

popsicledeath

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I can't believe this thread is this terrible after only one episode.
What did you want it to be? Serious question.

We've proven you'll get one of two things on these forums: a bunch of people posting 'I liked it, it was good' like it's a poetry class full of freshman chicks writing about their boyfriends and nobody wants to hurt anyone's feelings, or people actually attempting to discuss the merits of a show and all hell breaking loose between people can critically look at something and those who think if they like something it must be great and anyone who has a reason to doubt them is a fucking idiot troll who needs to be killed with fire.

See also: eq threads. See also: threads where women are fucking naked and people still flip the fuck out when anyone has an opinion deeper than 'woah, boobs!'


Oh, sorry, honorable mention for a third forum option where people ask the same dumb questions over and over that could be easily explained by watching the fucking show the first time. I mean, have we finally unraveled the mystery of what pill CHiPs was taking and why he sat in a bathroom for 30 minutes before going out to his naked girlfriend? That one is gonna take a True Detective to unravel!
 
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