My brother-in-law planned to stay in the Keys, on Marathon. My wife and mother-in-law were going fucking nuts. His house is single-story and right on the water (Gulf side); basically he's about 6 inches above sea level. If there's even the smallest surge he'd be dead.
When my wife told me he as staying, I said, "I hope his insurance is up to date." She thought I was talking about home insurance. I think that got to her - she started calling, texting, and e-mailing constantly. He may have relented finally. He says now he's going to leave "late Friday or early Saturday", if he's not lying just to make his mother and sister shut up. But even if he does leave in time, WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? No friends house, no hotels, nothing. Fuck, didn't think that through, did ya?
People ain't got no common sense.