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Hoss

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I have no fashion sense whatsoever and I buy what im told to buy. When a fat gay guy or a frumpy milf at men's warehouse tells me to buy something because it makes me look like Justin Timberlake's meth'd out cousin in recovery, I listen.
Plebe. I only wear bespoke suits now. You need a fruity millennial coming to your house measuring you. That's a fashion opinion worth listening too.
 

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Plebe. I only wear bespoke suits now. You need a fruity millennial coming to your house measuring you. That's a fashion opinion worth listening too.

I'm trying my hand at this "men's fashion" thing for the first time ever. The fruity millennial thing slays me, because while I gravitate towards things that show off my pale anorexic like build, it's a thin line between clothes complimenting your shape vs. skinny jeans that imply you are no longer interested in womenz.
 
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Izo

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30 C outside. Shorts. Polo. Beer. Glad I'm not in scrubs and coat for a change. Fuck wearing suits on a warm work free weekend :)
 
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My GF proposed to me last night. She's going to make an honest man out of me.

I can't wait to tell my sister, the trucker, and my other sister, the fighter pilot, that my girlfriend proposed to me.
 
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Burren

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My GF proposed to me last night. She's going to make an honest man out of me.

I can't wait to tell my sister, the trucker, and my other sister, the fighter pilot, that my girlfriend proposed to me.
Congrats. What’s your dress size?
 
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Kajiimagi

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My GF proposed to me last night. She's going to make an honest man out of me.

I can't wait to tell my sister, the trucker, and my other sister, the fighter pilot, that my girlfriend proposed to me.
Congrats! I 'thoughts and prayers' it since we're all supposed to be shit heads here but it was the best decision I ever made. Hope it works out.
 
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Kajiimagi

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New health insurance includes dental whether you like it or not. Go to dentist for check up, come back today for cleaning. Get Great reviews all around, dental hygienist said if she had to guess I had a cleaning in the last 6 months. No cavities, no gum problems , period. Dentist said she was impressed.

Cannot remember exactly when I last went to a dentist but I still lived in Charlotte NC and that was 2014 [/spolier]
 
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I have a call in 30 minutes to discuss topographic surveying and aerial mapping at the gorge amphitheater. Eeeeeeeee e e e e e e e
 
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RobXIII

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New health insurance includes dental whether you like it or not. Go to dentist for check up, come back today for cleaning. Get Great reviews all around, dental hygienist said if she had to guess I had a cleaning in the last 6 months. No cavities, no gum problems , period. Dentist said she was impressed.

Cannot remember exactly when I last went to a dentist but I still lived in Charlotte NC and that was 2014 [/spolier]

It's strange how some people have like super teeth. One friend who is completely unhealthy in every other aspect has never had a cavity, but never flosses and eats all sorts of garbage. I would like this superpower.
 

Kajiimagi

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It's strange how some people have like super teeth. One friend who is completely unhealthy in every other aspect has never had a cavity, but never flosses and eats all sorts of garbage. I would like this superpower.
Not a 'superpower' , hard work. Mine is a need to brush my teeth. When I was a knuckle headed kid my mom would tell me if I didn't behave she would not let me brush my teeth. Shut me down in a hurry. Why am I like that ? I have no idea. But I've been twice a day (minimum) as long as I can remember. A few years ago I bought a waterpick and wow. If you have never used one, prepare for an eye opener.
 
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It's strange how some people have like super teeth. One friend who is completely unhealthy in every other aspect has never had a cavity, but never flosses and eats all sorts of garbage. I would like this superpower.
That's me. 64 and no cavities. I've only brushed and flossed once a day prior to bedtime for probably 40+ years. Same with one of my sisters, but my other sister and a brother have plenty of cavities. Lucky genes.
 
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I had sensitive teeth, used synsadyne or whatever - also I chipped a back moler 10+ years ago never had it looked at... this was after I started using synsadyne on/off my routine tooth paste - I knew they would not seal the chip, they would root and crown it- and I am not doing that... every person I have known personally that has had a root and crown got an infection after or shortly after it.

I researched and found this tooth mineral rich power stuff, I stopped using "normal" tooth paste and started to use 'dirty mouth tooth powder' - years of sensitivity is gone - and the chipped tooth has been fine, no sensitivity or infection, or gum swelling or anything. No fluoride.

Bought a dental pick kit and scrape off any plaque build up, rarely is there any after I did my first big cleaning about 6-7 years ago with it. It was quite fun and satisfying chipping away the plaque I had, bottom middle back side was really where it was. I wondered how bad mine was compared to others...did a youtube search... wow...wow....people!
 

Cad

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That's me. 64 and no cavities. I've only brushed and flossed once a day prior to bedtime for probably 40+ years. Same with one of my sisters, but my other sister and a brother have plenty of cavities. Lucky genes.
Same, I have never had a cavity. I brush morning and evening but only floss like once every few weeks. My wife takes super great care of her teeth and still gets a cavity once every few years.
 
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Same, I have never had a cavity. I brush morning and evening but only floss like once every few weeks. My wife takes super great care of her teeth and still gets a cavity once every few years.

I'd probably have an aneurysm if I didn't floss every time I ate. I think I'd rather starve to death than eat without having a way to floss afterwards. There's a reason I have an obscene amount of floss in my prepper spaces.
 

Cad

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I'd probably have an aneurysm if I didn't floss every time I ate. I think I'd rather starve to death than eat without having a way to floss afterwards. There's a reason I have an obscene amount of floss in my prepper spaces.
I think it's a side effect of not having cavities, but food doesn't really get stuck in my teeth either. Nothing really comes out when I floss. Some people have back pain others don't, tooth issues are the same I guess.
 

Hoss

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This happened years ago, but I once found a love bug during mating season that wasn't paired up. Made me laugh. I guess God made an odd number of love bugs that year.