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I had to clear out my mom's house after dad died. Took me months and months to sell all his shit, still had massive piles of shit to take care of. AND I had to do my house, too. AND then had a garage sale in my 1800 sq ft garage. Packed to the fucking rafters with shit, took me almost a week to set up. I advertised Friday 8AM start on CL and garage sale websites. Motherfuckers started showing up at 730AM and formed a line. I figured it would take all weekend to sell everything. THREE HOURS. Motherfuckers parked on both sides of the street and filled the entire block.Packing to move after 25 years in the current house.
Mayhem, pure mayhem for 3 hours. Only had a small pile of stuff left, not enough to fill a table.
Took a stack of bills to bank nearly 5 inches thick. Teller looked at me blankly and I said "garage sale".
And then hammer time ONE day to go until plane ride out. I was filling a PODS shipping container until 11PM the night before departure.
45 minutes before departure to airport, I hopped into shower. Soaped up, MOTHERFUCKERS shut off the water a day early. I called and raised hell and 15 minutes later water was back on.
I moved again 2 years ago. Shipping crew was 3 people. Long story short, they couldn't find anyone at the destination to unload, so they drove up there with only 2 people...3rd guy quit. 2 guys to unload would have taken them days, so I helped. 8 hours to unload and we were all fucking murdered when finished.
My next move will be the final move.