Whats rustling your jimmies?
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I'm not sure what you mean. For the bathroom and kitchen? I guess that they are ok. But, I'm not so much of a dumbass that I allow myself to get sprayed with soap from a dispenser. Plus, I'm not gay, I just like to suck dick occasionally.
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How do you manage to do that? Just open your mouth every time you use the dispenser?
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Well, you could pick up the dispenser and squirt it into your hand, or you could cup your hand around the tip. I can't believe that I have to explain how a soap dispenser works.
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The obvious answer is to stand to the side, hold your hand 2 feet away directly in front of it, and karate chop the pump. Repeat until you get enough in your hand to clean up. Leave the rest to dry on the sink, floor, and wall.
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literally can't tell if he's talking about dicks or soap dispensers here.
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I just remembered that in the middle of COVID, Washington State made it so that Oregon residents can not longer show our id at the cashier to waive sales tax. After the change, we pay sales tax at the register and are supposed to mail our receipts to the state to be reimbursed for the tax.
Everything I want to say is illegal to say
Everything I want to say is illegal to say
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So go to this kitschy family candy store that's been there for generations, let the wife pick out salt water taffy flavors.
Get home and looking at it all and I'm like what flavor is the black one you got a ton of? "Licorice" What the fuck... if you wanted licorice why would you not just get licorice?
God damnit.
Get home and looking at it all and I'm like what flavor is the black one you got a ton of? "Licorice" What the fuck... if you wanted licorice why would you not just get licorice?
God damnit.
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Fuck wasps. My allergies have apparently decided I'm allergic to them now after a lifetime of getting stung and laughing it off.
Last summer, got stung by 3-4 at once and swelled up more than usual. Thought this is odd, but wasnt a big deal.
This year, got a single little sting on my hand and it swelled up halfway up my arm.
Cant wait to see what next one does! Thing is after a lifetime of not being allergic I have no wasp radar or instinctive fear of them, I've always treated them as a minor annoyance.
FML
Last summer, got stung by 3-4 at once and swelled up more than usual. Thought this is odd, but wasnt a big deal.
This year, got a single little sting on my hand and it swelled up halfway up my arm.
Cant wait to see what next one does! Thing is after a lifetime of not being allergic I have no wasp radar or instinctive fear of them, I've always treated them as a minor annoyance.
FML
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When I was just starting out in the field, I was taking an overhead electrical service out of a school. I'm on a 20' wooden ladder and I reach up to remove the service cap and stick my hand in a fucking wasp nest. My helper would not get out of the way so I jumped on his ass. Only got stung twice though, I was one running mofo.Mother fucking wasps. Didn't use hot tub for a couple weeks, go out to take the cover off and get stung in the fucking chest like 6 times, didn't see the new nest under the weather cover.
Bastards didn't know what hit them.
