Whats rustling your jimmies?

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Big Phoenix

Big Phoenix

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
<Gold Donor>
46,442
98,781
Cat. Little retard will purposely smack food from his food dish into his water dish if they are right next to each other. Give him a fresh bowl of water before work,come home to two or three pieces of food floating in the bowl.

IMG_20240829_223049850~2.jpg
 
  • 4Like
  • 2Solidarity
Reactions: 5 users
Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,313
65,402
Kajiimagi said:
Stage 4 lung cancer is what got my mom. She didn't even try chemo, in fact she was smoking IN THE HOSPITAL the day before they removed her brain tumor (secondary but that's how they found out it was lung cancer) so I guess she earned it. That was right as COVID lockdown was starting. Within a month I lost both parents. Yay me!
Click to expand...
This is why I stopped telling people when my ex was going through treatment.

"Oh, she has the same thing my cousin did before it killed her! Good luck!"
 
  • 1Solidarity
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 users
Brahma

Brahma

Obi-Bro Kenobi-X
12,527
45,618
Yesterday, my little "nephew" (3rd cousin) came over. He's running around the yard like a fuckin little terror. Everyone is ignoring him except me. I snap at his bad ass to sit down. He sits for like two minutes, before he runs to his mothers arms acting like a fuckin baby. He's now back up and running. He finally knocks a tiki torch over, nothing major, but...he knocked the fuckin tiki torch over. NOW everyone starts scrambling to get the torch before it spills out totally. I on the other hand snatch his ass by the arm, pull his pants leg up and whack his ass on the legs a few times! NOW all the women are mad at me.

His mother starts going on and on, about how we got whippins and she doesn't want to raise him like we were raised. I'm like cool. But he's not acting like that in MY house. I tell him to sit in one of the chairs and stay there. You know what? He stayed there! Bring back belts! Bring back switches!
 
  • 11Solidarity
  • 3Like
Reactions: 13 users
Goatface

Goatface

Avatar of War Slayer
9,906
15,735
Kajiimagi said:
She didn't even try chemo, in fact she was smoking IN THE HOSPITAL the day before they removed her brain tumor
Click to expand...
back in early 2000's, had to spend a lot of time with my mom and grandmother at various hospitals. this one had an outdoor patient smoking area. would be a group of people standing around in the hospital gowns hooked to ivs/monitors just puffing away
 
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 1 user
Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,313
65,402
I had a secret hiding place for long-forgotten boxes of raspberry shortbread cookies. The office manager found them last week and threw them out because they expired 2 months ago
Screenshot_20240903-110614.png
 
  • 8Worf
Reactions: 7 users
Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,313
65,402
Palum said:
Damn dude you are like a walking HR wrecking ball
Click to expand...
I know precisely where the line is.

I've been reported to HR one time in the 8+ years I've been here, and it was for telling a gis-p that he doesn't understand how raster resampling works. My boss and the COO were both on the phonecall and both of them told me it was a bullshit hr complaint. Guy doesn't work here anymore either.

It's remarkable how much I get away with though
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Kajiimagi

Kajiimagi

<Gold Donor>
2,387
4,580
Brahma said:
Yesterday, my little "nephew" (3rd cousin) came over. He's running around the yard like a fuckin little terror. Everyone is ignoring him except me. I snap at his bad ass to sit down. He sits for like two minutes, before he runs to his mothers arms acting like a fuckin baby. He's now back up and running. He finally knocks a tiki torch over, nothing major, but...he knocked the fuckin tiki torch over. NOW everyone starts scrambling to get the torch before it spills out totally. I on the other hand snatch his ass by the arm, pull his pants leg up and whack his ass on the legs a few times! NOW all the women are mad at me.

His mother starts going on and on, about how we got whippins and she doesn't want to raise him like we were raised. I'm like cool. But he's not acting like that in MY house. I tell him to sit in one of the chairs and stay there. You know what? He stayed there! Bring back belts! Bring back switches!
Click to expand...
So I got this list see, it's a list of reasons I never ever ever ever ever had kids. Shit like that, it's on the list.
Funny thing, the list starts at #1, and there is no #2 but it's a really WIDE list. My niece is a spoiled shit, I helped spoil her when she was young and cute but she's on one coast and I'm on the other.
 
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 user
Kajiimagi

Kajiimagi

<Gold Donor>
2,387
4,580
Goatface said:
back in early 2000's, had to spend a lot of time with my mom and grandmother at various hospitals. this one had an outdoor patient smoking area. would be a group of people standing around in the hospital gowns hooked to ivs/monitors just puffing away
Click to expand...
I guess nicotine is one hell of a drug. Thankfully watching my mom ruin her health made me never even touch the things. Had a co-worker that had emphysema from smoking (finally killed him after he quit ,heh) that had to use a nebulizer at work. I saw him take the mask off the machine to tell our runner to get him a pack of smokes more than once.
Don't get me wrong, I'm on no high horse. I totally believe the world would be a better place if ALL drugs were legal and taxed to piss. It's also our right to be fucking idiots too I guess.
 
Burren

Burren

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
4,374
5,912
Kajiimagi said:
I guess nicotine is one hell of a drug. Thankfully watching my mom ruin her health made me never even touch the things. Had a co-worker that had emphysema from smoking (finally killed him after he quit ,heh) that had to use a nebulizer at work. I saw him take the mask off the machine to tell our runner to get him a pack of smokes more than once.
Don't get me wrong, I'm on no high horse. I totally believe the world would be a better place if ALL drugs were legal and taxed to piss. It's also our right to be fucking idiots too I guess.
Click to expand...
Darwin, right?
 
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 user
Kajiimagi

Kajiimagi

<Gold Donor>
2,387
4,580
Old news but last week I had another seizure , wife called 911 went to hospital , whole nine. Get a letter today that insurance is denying it as a legitimate charge because it didn't involve a tumor, or a stroke. I had to go to the hospital to make sure the tumor didn't come back and/or I'd had a stroke. Guess I was supposed to shake on the floor until they could review my case. I so hate insurance. No problem taking the money but fuck you if you need to use it.
 
  • 3Like
Reactions: 2 users
Burren

Burren

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
4,374
5,912
Kajiimagi said:
Old news but last week I had another seizure , wife called 911 went to hospital , whole nine. Get a letter today that insurance is denying it as a legitimate charge because it didn't involve a tumor, or a stroke. I had to go to the hospital to make sure the tumor didn't come back and/or I'd had a stroke. Guess I was supposed to shake on the floor until they could review my case. I so hate insurance. No problem taking the money but fuck you if you need to use it.
Click to expand...
Lawyer up
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
Siliconemelons

Siliconemelons

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
11,915
17,891
Kajiimagi said:
Old news but last week I had another seizure , wife called 911 went to hospital , whole nine. Get a letter today that insurance is denying it as a legitimate charge because it didn't involve a tumor, or a stroke. I had to go to the hospital to make sure the tumor didn't come back and/or I'd had a stroke. Guess I was supposed to shake on the floor until they could review my case. I so hate insurance. No problem taking the money but fuck you if you need to use it.
Click to expand...

They attempted to say some crap to me about my back was not an emergency bla bla, wrote them back said it was an emergency to me, I paid my copay, thanks.

Never heard back, never got collections called
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,313
65,402
Siliconemelons said:
They attempted to say some crap to me about my back was not an emergency bla bla, wrote them back said it was an emergency to me, I paid my copay, thanks.

Never heard back, never got collections called
Click to expand...
That means the hospital is eating it, not insurance.

Make life as difficult as possible for the insurance company
 
  • 3Like
Reactions: 2 users
Kajiimagi

Kajiimagi

<Gold Donor>
2,387
4,580
Already told the wife (after talking her off the ledge) that I'd consult with an attorney before I paid a dime to anyone. It's Blue Cross Blue Shield, this is their MO. Fought over an MRI over a decade ago with these dickheads and ultimately won. Just wasn't something (else) we needed to worry about today.
 
Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,313
65,402
Kajiimagi said:
Already told the wife (after talking her off the ledge) that I'd consult with an attorney before I paid a dime to anyone. It's Blue Cross Blue Shield, this is their MO. Fought over an MRI over a decade ago with these dickheads and ultimately won. Just wasn't something (else) we needed to worry about today.
Click to expand...
If it's a terminal diagnosis, you know what to do....
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Sevens

Sevens

Log Wizard
5,843
18,690
Kajiimagi said:
I guess nicotine is one hell of a drug. Thankfully watching my mom ruin her health made me never even touch the things. Had a co-worker that had emphysema from smoking (finally killed him after he quit ,heh) that had to use a nebulizer at work. I saw him take the mask off the machine to tell our runner to get him a pack of smokes more than once.
Don't get me wrong, I'm on no high horse. I totally believe the world would be a better place if ALL drugs were legal and taxed to piss. It's also our right to be fucking idiots too I guess.
Click to expand...
I was a smoker for 20 some odd years
I also had a major addiction to soda (Pepsi is my poison).
When I quit smoking I wore a nicotine patch for about 4 days and haven't touched a cigarette since, when I went to quit Pepsi, well that was one of the hardest things I have ever done. Hell to this day (More than a year later) I still crave a god damn Pepsi so bad a time I would punch a nun just to get one.
The key is desire, when I quit smoking I WANTED to quit, I mean deep down really wanted to quit. I never wanted to quit soda, if I could (with out killing myself) I would gladly drink a gallon of it a day.
 
elcaro1101

elcaro1101

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
2,205
5,381
Came to post some dumb rustles about another bad fast food experience, only to realize how kush my life really is.

To those dealing with real traumas, RobXIII RobXIII , Haus Haus , and any other I missed, I hope things get back to as normal as possible for you.
 
  • 5Like
Reactions: 4 users
Aamry

Aamry

Blackwing Lair Raider
2,361
2,085
elcaro1101 said:
Came to post some dumb rustles about another bad fast food experience, only to realize how kush my life really is.

To those dealing with real traumas, RobXIII RobXIII , Haus Haus , and any other I missed, I hope things get back to as normal as possible for you.
Click to expand...
Bandwagon literally just posted about his boss throwing away expired cookies. You can post your gripes
 
  • 3Like
  • 1Solidarity
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 4 users
You must log in or register to reply here.