Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Burren
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Fucker
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Took me more or less a decade to quit soda, my mom drunk diet coke ect in excess , still does. Going back and trying to drink a diet flavor now, its repellent, but the sugar adjacent stuff, they still use coca leaves in coke’s processing, you wonder if a trace of the good stuff makes it in
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I had an AEEG over the weekend. Friday I went and had all the gear put on. It consists of a bunch of electrodes that are glued to your head, wrapped in a cloth bonnet thingy with a bunch of medical tape that goes down your right side to a recorder. The recorder plugs into a backpack with what looked like a tablet PC. I had this on for 4 days/3 nights. IT FUCKING SUCKED. Trying to sleep with this crap is inconvenient to say the least, also there was a camera you had to point at you while you sleep. But ok it is what it is.
Today go back to the same office that did the install. They check me in and tell me I have an outstanding balance. Amount is unimportant , but I paid when I came Friday and offered to forward the email receipt that THEY sent to ME. Girl says no that's ok we'll get you unhooked. Guy comes out and unplugs the recorder and takes the backpack then tells me I need to go upstairs to get the wire cap removed. This already rustled me as they are always slow upstairs. Go upstairs , get ignored, finally they deign to notice my existence and tell me I owe a balance. I explain (again) that I paid when I came Friday and offered to forward the email receipt that THEY sent to ME. Now the person that ignored me is now ignoring me more to argue with another co-worker who they should call to get this straight. Failing to see how that was my problem in any way I reached my left hand over my shoulder and ripped the entire wire/glue/tape contraption off my head and set it on the desk and walked out.
tl:dr: Do not go to Las Vegas for medical needs , go gambling.
P.S. the dude who did the install Friday said he'd only been there 3 weeks. He was alone?
Today go back to the same office that did the install. They check me in and tell me I have an outstanding balance. Amount is unimportant , but I paid when I came Friday and offered to forward the email receipt that THEY sent to ME. Girl says no that's ok we'll get you unhooked. Guy comes out and unplugs the recorder and takes the backpack then tells me I need to go upstairs to get the wire cap removed. This already rustled me as they are always slow upstairs. Go upstairs , get ignored, finally they deign to notice my existence and tell me I owe a balance. I explain (again) that I paid when I came Friday and offered to forward the email receipt that THEY sent to ME. Now the person that ignored me is now ignoring me more to argue with another co-worker who they should call to get this straight. Failing to see how that was my problem in any way I reached my left hand over my shoulder and ripped the entire wire/glue/tape contraption off my head and set it on the desk and walked out.
tl:dr: Do not go to Las Vegas for medical needs , go gambling.
P.S. the dude who did the install Friday said he'd only been there 3 weeks. He was alone?
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Big Phoenix
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Fucking retards. I work in a controlled access facility. Basically every door is locked, a badge is required to get through them.
Two weeks ago I get a call about a guy not having a badge. Normally they gotta go to HR first if they dont have a badge but since HR was unavailable due to being on vacation the front desk called me. Guy says his badge was in his car that was towed. Give him a badge that expires in 7 days.
Week goes by and I get a call from the front desk again saying this guys badge isnt working. Ask him what happened to getting his car and his badge in it. Guy says he hasnt had time to get his car so hasnt gotten his badge. Reactivate badge for 7 more days.
Get a call from the front desk today saying the guys badge isnt working. Ask him wtf, why hasnt he gotten his car and badge yet. "Oh my car was repo'd and they said its at auction so I cant get anything out of it."
Fucking flat foots.
Two weeks ago I get a call about a guy not having a badge. Normally they gotta go to HR first if they dont have a badge but since HR was unavailable due to being on vacation the front desk called me. Guy says his badge was in his car that was towed. Give him a badge that expires in 7 days.
Week goes by and I get a call from the front desk again saying this guys badge isnt working. Ask him what happened to getting his car and his badge in it. Guy says he hasnt had time to get his car so hasnt gotten his badge. Reactivate badge for 7 more days.
Get a call from the front desk today saying the guys badge isnt working. Ask him wtf, why hasnt he gotten his car and badge yet. "Oh my car was repo'd and they said its at auction so I cant get anything out of it."
Fucking flat foots.
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Sludig
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Depending on the type of job just report him to HR for being a theft risk for being a financial incompetent.
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Mr_Bungle
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I also work in a facility with badge controlled doors and this shit is such an ass ache, I feel your pain. If the key fob is lost forever I would absolutely contact the security company and tell them to deactivate it. If any scrap of his personal info is in the car, the next owner could put 2 and 2 together, huge security risk.
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It's UN General Assembly week and New York City is a mess.
But there are little markets and shops on every corner.
I see An Arab dude selling stuff. Among it is this:
So, I am sucker for olives. I buy one.
When I get home I open it and this is what I find:
WTF?
I open it up and it smells foul.
The next day I see the same guy on the same corner and I ask him WTF?
He tells me, "ʾanā ʾāsef. That is Shani Louk's spleen."
But there are little markets and shops on every corner.
I see An Arab dude selling stuff. Among it is this:
So, I am sucker for olives. I buy one.
When I get home I open it and this is what I find:
WTF?
I open it up and it smells foul.
The next day I see the same guy on the same corner and I ask him WTF?
He tells me, "ʾanā ʾāsef. That is Shani Louk's spleen."
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Burren
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my last job, if your fob was out of your control for more than 24 hours and not reported was grounds for instant termination. it was a union job and without getting arrested was nearly impossible to get fired.
it is super common to see employee IDs / access cards hanging off the rear view mirror. i have seen many of them still in cars at the nearby get your own parts junkyard
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Did you try hitting custom and putting 'don't play in traffic' as the tip?
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Burren
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Burren
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Close those borders Western countries. Close em quickly.
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