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Koushirou

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I don't understand where the scam is here. How does exiting and restarting the text app let them take over your phone? Or is that a red herring so you will try that first and then be like 'oh well, guess i gotta do the alternate method'?
Wonder if some spam filters might prevent links being active for numbers you haven’t interacted with maybe, so they get you to send them a text to establish contact and get around that and enabled links? Only thing I can think of.
 
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Burren

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a .top domain?

Things the US government does, fuck things up, things I don’t expect them to ever do—try and fix their fuckups
Beats me. I just deleted it. Wish I could block those things preemptively though.
 
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Beats me. I just deleted it. Wish I could block those things preemptively though.
we could easily fix the spam/scam problem, and very briefly they talked about it, and then realized how useful it could be for them if it remained as is—but they’ll lock down the flow of information, because that’s harmful—to them
 
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Seananigans

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Watching a show from 2014 and was surprised to hear a reference to twerking. I'm now rustled realizing that it has been a thing for more than a decade, apparently.
 

Kajiimagi

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No lead, but good point. It was built in the 1920s. Beautiful art deco details, a great place, will be a good starter home. But plaster and lath, cast plumbing, knob and tube electric. So, new plumbing, new electric, new floor plan, all good. Monday I have to remove and relocate the main plumbing stack for a lot of very good reasons. It's cast, so that will be an absolutely miserable job to pull out 20 feet of it.
Bro rip that knob & tube wiring completely out. It's not worth the hassle.
Badass. Got pics? Is knob and tube dangerous? I'd leave it unless it was a real fire hazard.
causing fires

Thought I posted this last night. I was more tired than I thought.
 

Kajiimagi

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What's the freezing for? If you think someone has your CC info, shouldn't you get new cards?
2 fold, freezing credit means noone can get new stuff on credit using your info. If we see something that doesn't make sense on our CC's we get new ones immediately.

Only happened to me twice. Once I get a call at home from my CC issuer asking if I have my card. Yep. Got your new one ? Nope . Mailman stole the new card. Easy as hell to tell when an envelope has a card in it.

Other time, AMEX. 10 or so $50 shipping charges in Norway. Call Amex, they shut that shit down and red label early am me a new one.

But yeah I review all statements. Just pisses me off that others are fucking up and it causes more work for me. I try to play by the rules but 'let no good deed go unpunished (tm). '
 
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lurkingdirk

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Bro rip that knob & tube wiring completely out. It's not worth the hassle.

causing fires

Thought I posted this last night. I was more tired than I thought.

Oh we have already severed all the knob & tube. I pulled the electric meter (shhhhh, don't tell) and we installed a new panel so everything is going to be 100% up to date. Everything is accessible, there's no way in hell I would leave any knob & tube in the place.
Also, cast plumbing is disgusting after a century. I can't believe that's water people drink and bathe in.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Badass. Got pics? Is knob and tube dangerous? I'd leave it unless it was a real fire hazard.

I can get some pictures, but there's no way I'm leaving it. It's old, the covering on the wire cracks after aging as it has, can make electric arks if anything gets near it. It was great in its day. It's just old.

Interesting thing, when they ran knob & tube years ago they frequently had a single neutral wire for the whole house. With modern wire that would be one white wire. It was only the "hot" wire that mattered and had to be run to outlets and lights. They did not have to think about computers in every room, televisions, heaters, hair dryers, toasters, and everything else we take for granted now. That's why it is so important to run new electric in these houses.
 
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Kajiimagi

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City Center in Las Vegas. Went to see Ron White last night. I don't live in Vegas so we have to drive. That part of Vegas is one big road construction project. Throw on GPS to make sure we get where we are going. Wife is driving (since I had a seizure I'm not supposed to drive) google does that thing where it goes 'go this way , um I meant that way take a u-turn' we almost get in a wreck. Wife is completely frazzled so I drive. Finally get us there in all that tourist traffic. If you have ever been to the strip, all those people on it ? Traffic is the same way. Get there and they decide it's an event so 'event parking rates' are in effect. $40 to park for a 1.5 hour show. It's like you want to have a good time? FUCK YOU give me money NOW! I'm just rustled cuz the $300 tickets are not enough lets squeeze you for more. Not too long ago parking was free everywhere on the strip.

It was an excellent show - within 5 minutes of him coming on stage I am laughing so hard I'm having trouble breathing. I still have a sore throat from laughing this morning. That said , not ever going back to city center at all. Never had a good experience there. My company had a Xmas party at the Waldorf there and it was a shit show.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Oh goddamn I am seething
This really just happened I am NOT making this up.

Right before my body decided 'Because FUCK YOU , that's why' I bought a loaded truck
I was making extra extra extra payments to get it paid off as fast as possible. Was still doing it even after my body took a shit , just not as much. Basically paid it off in less than half the time.
Today I made the last payment (yay me!) go on the website to request the payoff amount. PDF print the amount so I can go on my bank website and set it up to be paid off.
Less than a minute after getting the payoff amount I get a phone call.

'can I bug xxxx (my legal name)'
Already rustled as no one calls me by my legal name and fuck someone for starting a phone call like that if you don't know me
I said depends what you want
I'm asshole sales manager at local dealership I see you just requested a payoff, are you looking to sell that or what
I said 'congrats asshole sales manager, I'm blocking your number and hope to never ever do business with you again'

What slimy motherfuckers. I'm still considering riding over there and punching the fucker in the face.
 
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Mur

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AC serviced in April, today the compressor died. Can't get the part til Monday, enjoy your Las Vegas weekend...

It's 90 in the house, close to 100 in my computer room. I am too fucking old for this shit.
 
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Palum

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AC serviced in April, today the compressor died. Can't get the part til Monday, enjoy your Las Vegas weekend...

It's 90 in the house, close to 100 in my computer room. I am too fucking old for this shit.
How old is the unit?
 

Mur

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How old is the unit?

It's pretty old. I just cant afford to replace it right now. Worked like a champ right until noon. I def. got my moneys worth, but the timing if terrible. 2 weeks from now I'd probably not need it until next spring.
 
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Fucker

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City Center in Las Vegas. Went to see Ron White last night. I don't live in Vegas so we have to drive. That part of Vegas is one big road construction project. Throw on GPS to make sure we get where we are going. Wife is driving (since I had a seizure I'm not supposed to drive) google does that thing where it goes 'go this way , um I meant that way take a u-turn' we almost get in a wreck. Wife is completely frazzled so I drive. Finally get us there in all that tourist traffic. If you have ever been to the strip, all those people on it ? Traffic is the same way. Get there and they decide it's an event so 'event parking rates' are in effect. $40 to park for a 1.5 hour show. It's like you want to have a good time? FUCK YOU give me money NOW! I'm just rustled cuz the $300 tickets are not enough lets squeeze you for more. Not too long ago parking was free everywhere on the strip.

It was an excellent show - within 5 minutes of him coming on stage I am laughing so hard I'm having trouble breathing. I still have a sore throat from laughing this morning. That said , not ever going back to city center at all. Never had a good experience there. My company had a Xmas party at the Waldorf there and it was a shit show.
TIL Ron White is still alive.
 
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OK this is an extension upon a jimmy rustling story I think I already discussed in here, but the new chapter is really kicking it up a notch.

Previously on "Haus' jimmies are rustled as fuck"....

My sister and brother in law move back to Dallas from Tennessee with the reason being to help care for my mom who lives in her house and doesn't want to move, but can't live alone anymore. (This is circa Feb of this year) Sounds like a win, right? When they move back I find out... My sister has been living off a long term "disability" claim from a previous employer that the insurance company has stopped paying out on, and my brother in law is several months into trying to get on social security disability benefits because he has COPD because "Smoking is as addictive as cancer heroin, I can't help it!" But either way, take the bad with the good. They're there and my mom is taken care of.....

They then sell the gas range/oven my mom had at her house to a junker (It had been in the house chugging along since my grandparents bought in circa 1982 or so...) , and RENT a stove from Aaron's rents because the old stove worked, buy my sister apparently didn't like having an old but working appliance from the 80's in there (?!?)... Then a couple months later realize they have NO FUCKING INCOME so the stove, quite literally.. get repossessed. So no stove/oven in the house now. What do they do? They, I shit you not, put a Foreman grill they had where the stove was in the kitchen..

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Now, on a very special after school episode of "Damn my jimmies are rustled"....

Fast forward 8 months...

My sister has gotten in the habit of sending me the grocery list each week, since I take care of all my mom's money/bills/etc (because the fuck am I giving my sister access, as you can imagine). Over the last 8 months needing to also feed them my mom has just about tripled her grocery bill, which of course pretty much busts her fixed income monthly social security check, and I have been covering the overage, which isn't a ton, and it keeps them alive.. whatever... My sister is still appealing trying to get back on the insurance company settlement payouts (and thinks that when they inevitably give in and start paying her again they're going to pay her all the all the checks she's "missed"), and her husband is on something like round 4 of appeals trying to get on SSI Disability... (also convinced that once they accept it and start paying him they're also going to backpay a huge check to him). So no income for better part of a year.

Yesterday she tells me that with the groceries this week they need to be careful about what all needs to be cooked.. why? Because the FUCKING GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL BROKE. They now essentially have a hot plate, a toaster (NOT a toaster over, as in 4 slices of bread) , an little bar-b-q outside, and a microwave.

I'm about to hollow out the money of my mothers I have set aside (taking a little each month) to cover the taxes on the house each year (the house is fully paid off). And buy them a refurbished stove and put in there... Which will then of course mean I'll have to cover the taxed in January.

And before you ask, Mrs. Haus and I have openly talked to her about her moving in with us before my sister moved back, (we have a game room with restroom that could easily fully convert into a "mother in law suite" for her) but she is insistent that she wants to live in HER house.... (It was my grandparents house they bought in 56, she was raised there, and moved back in when my grandparents were in their late 70's to help take care of my grandfather and has essentially spent most of her life there, it's also the house where I was raised (grandparents adopted me)).

Between helping out my grandmother after my mom and uncles financially drained her post my grandfather dying, helping out my mom because she did nothing in her life to prepare for "retirement", and now my sister and the lump on a log in law, I have become somehow the financial backstop for THREE generations of my family.
 
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Burren

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OK this is an extension upon a jimmy rustling story I think I already discussed in here, but the new chapter is really kicking it up a notch.

Previously on "Haus' jimmies are rustled as fuck"....

My sister and brother in law move back to Dallas from Tennessee with the reason being to help care for my mom who lives in her house and doesn't want to move, but can't live alone anymore. (This is circa Feb of this year) Sounds like a win, right? When they move back I find out... My sister has been living off a long term "disability" claim from a previous employer that the insurance company has stopped paying out on, and my brother in law is several months into trying to get on social security disability benefits because he has COPD because "Smoking is as addictive as cancer, I can't help it!" But either way, take the bad with the good. They're there and my mom is taken care of.....

They then sell the gas range/oven my mom had at her house to a junker (It had been in the house chugging along since my grandparents bought in circa 1982 or so...) , and RENT a stove from Aaron's rents because the old stove worked, buy my sister apparently didn't like having an old but working appliance from the 80's in there (?!?)... Then a couple months later realize they have NO FUCKING INCOME so the stove, quite literally.. get repossessed. So no stove/oven in the house now. What do they do? They, I shit you not, put a Foreman grill they had where the stove was in the kitchen..

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Now, on a very special after school episode of "Damn my jimmies are rustled"....

Fast forward 8 months...

My sister has gotten in the habit of sending me the grocery list each week, since I take care of all my mom's money/bills/etc (because the fuck am I giving my sister access, as you can imagine). Over the last 8 months needing to also feed them my mom has just about tripled her grocery bill, which of course pretty much busts her fixed income monthly social security check, and I have been covering the overage, which isn't a ton, and it keeps them alive.. whatever... My sister is still appealing trying to get back on the insurance company settlement payouts (and thinks that when they inevitably give in and start paying her again they're going to pay her all the all the checks she's "missed"), and her husband is on something like round 4 of appeals trying to get on SSI Disability... (also convinced that once they accept it and start paying him they're also going to backpay a huge check to him). So no income for better part of a year.

Yesterday she tells me that with the groceries this week they need to be careful about what all needs to be cooked.. why? Because the FUCKING GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL BROKE. They now essentially have a hot plate, a toaster (NOT a toaster over, as in 4 slices of bread) , an little bar-b-q outside, and a microwave.

I'm about to hollow out the money of my mothers I have set aside (taking a little each month) to cover the taxes on the house each year (the house is fully paid off). And buy them a refurbished stove and put in there... Which will then of course mean I'll have to cover the taxed in January.

And before you ask, Mrs. Haus and I have openly talked to her about her moving in with us before my sister moved back, (we have a game room with restroom that could easily fully convert into a "mother in law suite" for her) but she is insistent that she wants to live in HER house.... (It was my grandparents house they bought in 56, she was raised there, and moved back in when my grandparents were in their late 70's to help take care of my grandfather and has essentially spent most of her life there, it's also the house where I was raised (grandparents adopted me)).

Between helping out my grandmother after my mom and uncles financially drained her post my grandfather dying, helping out my mom because she did nothing in her life to prepare for "retirement", and now my sister and the lump on a log in law, I have become somehow the financial backstop for THREE generations of my family.
Can you get them kicked out or something? Social services? Sheriff? I dunno what, but they are a risk to your mother.
 

Haus

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Can you get them kicked out or something? Social services? Sheriff? I dunno what, but they are a risk to your mother.
My mother is a stubborn woman insistent on living in her house if there is ANY way. Right now they're managing, like I said I'm about to drop a cheap stove in there to solve this problem. And as much as I bitch, my sister does care about mom and watches over her, helps her around the house, organizes all her medications, cleans the house, etc....

It's just anything involving money they're a negative impact player on.

There's a part of me that feels almost guilty because I have the money to make things easy on them, I make decent money and funding them doesn't honestly put a big financial strain or anything on me. And if it was just my sister I'd be doing it without thinking. But so long as she has a useless bump on a log of a husband I'm pissed that he hasn't managed to at least FEIGN at being a "man of the house".

Hell, as I said if my mom wasn't so stubborn she could be living with me and my wife right now.

At least my grandmother was smart (at the advice of my grandfather) and put the house in a trust with my mom, my uncle Danny (who is my one reasonably responsible uncle) and me listed as the beneficiaries as to protect it from bad financial decisions like "let's just take out mortgages on the family house!". My uncle Danny has already said he plans on just eventually signing over his part of it to me since I handle and take care of everything, and I'm my mom's legal P.O.A. so in theory I "control" the house at this point.

And the lump on a log a few days ago, when I was over there, and he and I were outside just openly said "Well, once your mom is gone, your sister and I are going to move back to Tennessee and buy land, build a house, and I'm going to start a business". I was torn between laughing at his thoughts that he'd be able to do any of that, and wanting to kick his ass over just openly planning on my mom's death.

Sorry for all the walls of text, it's been a long week and this is the place my brain decided to core dump.
 
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OK this is an extension upon a jimmy rustling story I think I already discussed in here, but the new chapter is really kicking it up a notch.

Previously on "Haus' jimmies are rustled as fuck"....

My sister and brother in law move back to Dallas from Tennessee with the reason being to help care for my mom who lives in her house and doesn't want to move, but can't live alone anymore. (This is circa Feb of this year) Sounds like a win, right? When they move back I find out... My sister has been living off a long term "disability" claim from a previous employer that the insurance company has stopped paying out on, and my brother in law is several months into trying to get on social security disability benefits because he has COPD because "Smoking is as addictive as cancer heroin, I can't help it!" But either way, take the bad with the good. They're there and my mom is taken care of.....

They then sell the gas range/oven my mom had at her house to a junker (It had been in the house chugging along since my grandparents bought in circa 1982 or so...) , and RENT a stove from Aaron's rents because the old stove worked, buy my sister apparently didn't like having an old but working appliance from the 80's in there (?!?)... Then a couple months later realize they have NO FUCKING INCOME so the stove, quite literally.. get repossessed. So no stove/oven in the house now. What do they do? They, I shit you not, put a Foreman grill they had where the stove was in the kitchen..



Now, on a very special after school episode of "Damn my jimmies are rustled"....

Fast forward 8 months...


Between helping out my grandmother after my mom and uncles financially drained her post my grandfather dying, helping out my mom because she did nothing in her life to prepare for "retirement", and now my sister and the lump on a log in law, I have become somehow the financial backstop for THREE generations of my family.
I believe the overwhelming response last time was to have the deadbeats removed. Keeping them around as a matter of expedience in taking care of your mother also more or less means you can't whine about them. It also means that absent proof of a crime, they are now permanent residents and will likely end up getting the house in the end.
 

Haus

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I believe the overwhelming response last time was to have the deadbeats removed. Keeping them around as a matter of expedience in taking care of your mother also more or less means you can't whine about them. It also means that absent proof of a crime, they are now permanent residents and will likely end up getting the house in the end.
They won't get the house. Trust is written as such defining my mother as the direct occupant of the house with it written that at such a time as neither she nor my grandmother (who is deceased) are living in the house it will be split between the remaining beneficiaries. Had a lawyer go over that one already.
 
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