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What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?
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Rezz
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Really, people didn't get hyped over Donnie Yen with a spear and Jet Li with a sword doing some crazy martial arts shit? (And of course, flying) Hero was a great movie, but it most definitely wasn't what was advertised.
If you want to see a bullshit "wtf" martial arts movie, watch "The Master Swordsman Returns" all the way through. It comes complete with a light saber, an alien, a magic cloak, and people who don't know how sheathes work. Oh, and the Wu Tang Clan.
It isn't quite on the level with "The Man with the Iron Fists" but it comes damn close. Literally could not stop rolling my eyes for like 90% of RZA's flick. Worst movie I have ever downloaded.
If you want to see a bullshit "wtf" martial arts movie, watch "The Master Swordsman Returns" all the way through. It comes complete with a light saber, an alien, a magic cloak, and people who don't know how sheathes work. Oh, and the Wu Tang Clan.
It isn't quite on the level with "The Man with the Iron Fists" but it comes damn close. Literally could not stop rolling my eyes for like 90% of RZA's flick. Worst movie I have ever downloaded.
Void
BAU BAU
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Now this I can agree with. I am pretty sure I enjoyed the ripoff of Pacific Rim (aptly titled Atlantic Rim if I recall correctly) more than The Man with the Iron Fists. For some reason I thought it might be good when I downloaded it, no clue where I got that idea.
Although I'm thinking that The Man with the Iron Fists 2 that I see on torrent sites has to be even worse. But I can't bring myself to do it, even for science.
zzeris
King Turd of Shit Hill
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You are a smart man. I liked Man with the Iron Fists ok but the sequel did punish me for it. Even on a lazy night on Netflix, it was bad.
kaid
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Yes the first one was weird enough I sort of enjoyed it but the sequel I watched last weekend when bored and ya that was a dog.
I'd have to go with Hellraiser:Bloodline, and I'll probably catch shit for this one, but Thin Red Line.
Big Phoenix
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ohkcrlho
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Really? Did you not see either of the first two in theaters, or are you actually going to claim that the third one was worse than the other two? Because while it was still a rather mediocre movie, it was unquestionably better than the first two.
I disagree. It was definitely the worst of the three by far. Bard used his son as a human bow to kill Smaug. That's a new low.
Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Dude, the third one automatically wins because it didn't have a slapstick rabbit chase, a slapstick goblintown chase, or a slapstick dragon chase.
There really is no contest here. You can pick out any stupid moment from the third one, and there are plenty, and none of them will ever be worse than those scenes from the first two.
There really is no contest here. You can pick out any stupid moment from the third one, and there are plenty, and none of them will ever be worse than those scenes from the first two.
Rezz
Mr. Poopybutthole
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That movie literally made one of my friends slightly dumber after we watched it. I couldn't stop ripping on it when I watched it (finished it, but only because I was with friends watching it on DVD) and then when I saw the Rifftrax version it was almost too much. So much fail that turned into so much win by simply making fun of it.
The third one was the biggest insult. I'm sure the first two might objectively be worse but that third one just put the shit cherry on top of a trilogy I wanted so badly to be good.
The third one was the worst because as bad as the other two were, they still at least somewhat followed the book. The third made the battle of the five armies the focal point of the entire movie. That entire battle was a few pages in the book. It was never supposed to be the main focus of the story.
Into the woods is the first movie i remember walking out of within the first hour. I should have walked out of the latest transformers movie but i toughed that one out.