Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

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Tanoomba

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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
Tanoomba, you must be new to the internet. Welcome. I'm sorry your wife has repressed you so much as to deny you access to this glorious invention. Its probably so she can more easily hide the fact that she is banging guys who dont have giant gaping vaginas such as yourself.
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No part of your statement makes any sense.
Are you saying that, due to the fact that many morons have easy access to the internet and can use the anonymity it provides them to make wild and baseless statements they don't have to back up, I shouldn't expect to be taken seriously when I call them on their bullshit?
It took a lot of inference on my part, but I'll give you that point.

As for your jabs at my wife and my masculinity, you're illustrating yet again why feminism even exists. Sorry dude, I don't buy into your "you don't support our age-old stereotypes that maintain and perpetuate our power structures so you must be a girly man" bullshit. It's fucking retarded. But don't worry about it. You've got plenty of assholes to laugh along with you at the "women in the kitchen" jokes and ensure your "manliness" remains unchallenged for years to come.
 
Drinsic

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Tanoomba_sl said:
Give me a fucking break.
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Here you go fatty.

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TrollfaceDeux

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Tanoomba_sl said:
As for your jabs at my wife and my masculinity, you're illustrating yet again why feminism even exists. Sorry dude, I don't buy into your "you don't support our age-old stereotypes that maintain and perpetuate our power structures so you must be a girly man" bullshit. It's fucking retarded. But don't worry about it. You've got plenty of assholes to laugh along with you at the "women in the kitchen" jokes and ensure your "manliness" remains unchallenged for years to come.
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taebin

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Tanoomba_sl said:
Today, a "typical" outing with a female friend would likely be going to some event/festival, or getting together for a meal. In all likelihood, my wife and my friend's boyfriend or husband would be part of this outing. I still might go out for coffee with a female friend to chat and catch up. Before I was married, my female friends and I would hang out at each other's places, drink, watch movies, play video games, check out the cherry blossoms, go to a local concert, go to karaoke, make art, or chat over coffee. This list is not exhaustive, and it's ridiculous that I have to justify my friendships to you, but I'll play your game if it will help shatter your world and somehow prove the impossible to you.
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What. The. Fuck. Checking out the cherry blossoms? Making art? Singing karaoke? And this was before you were married, with so-called platonic friends? Hah. I don't even know what to say.
 
Tanoomba

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taebin_sl said:
What. The. Fuck. Checking out the cherry blossoms? Making art? Singing karaoke? And this was before you were married, with so-called platonic friends? Hah. I don't even know what to say.
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I lived in Japan for 3 years.
I got a graphic design degree from an art school before that.
Problem?
 
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Tanoomba_sl said:
Blah blah grade 4 insults blah blah.
I'm trying to procrastinate here, but you guys are making it pretty difficult when you can't make single point.
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You must be new here. Everyone is trolling you, and every time you come back with a sincere response to their no-effort prods, you give them reinforcement.

Sorry kids

And LOL & Kirin's accusations of hyperbole. Every single post you have made in this thread is pure hyperbole
 
Tanoomba

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Dabamf_sl said:
You must be new here. Everyone is trolling you, and every time you come back with a sincere response to their no-effort prods, you give them reinforcement.
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Oh, I get it. But there were genuine points made and refuted, and I figure if I can wade through the trolling enough, we might get back on track.
I want them to realize how incredibly stupid they are and admit it in so many words, then apologize for being a blight on humanity.


Drinsic_sl said:
I am not trolling, I legitimately believe he's a fat piece of shit.
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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
I know he is one.
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OK, you win. Let's say I'm 5'2, 350 pounds. I think that would still put me below the weight of the average user here. Does this change anything?
Are you any less of an idiot if I'm fat?
 
Drinsic

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Haha, what a fucking slob, no wonder you're friends with so many broads you can't bang.
 
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