Alien: Covenant (2017)
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Ah, I didn't really catch all that the first viewing.
I'm a little more optimistic now that I know wtf is going on.
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Not really. When you place all the "scientist" on the Bill Nye scale, it becomes much less infuriating.
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The story I made up for myself is that Weyland was only concerned about not dying and the entire mission was just a pretense to get the board of directors, investors, and philanthropists on board to fund his trillion dollar search for the fountain of youth. That's why the scientists are all terrible. Weyland just picked whatever the hot names were. It's a crew entirely selected for their ability to get the mission off the ground rather than to make the stated mission a success.
Weyland would totally have put Bill Nye on the mission if it got the right people to sign off.
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Basically what I thought EXCEPT I figured Wayland was serious about the mission but the board of directors thought he would die either way and sent a zombie crew in hopes they found nothing or they ALL died including the heir during it. Shame she had to die because I would be totally down watching her ass in the next several Alien movies ( CT ).
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