Annoying shit your wife does

ZyyzYzzy · Aug 13, 2016

Picasso3 said:
First day of vacation, wife is very sick from the medicine she's taking to not be sick

Is it your fault?

popsicledeath · Aug 13, 2016

trex said:
Two possible scenarios:

A.

Or

B:

I'm going with A.

What about an option D? Or even after shitting out two fuck trophies you still don't have any D's to offer?

Gavinmad · Aug 13, 2016

It annoys the fuck out of me when my wife tells me Kegkilla's baby is actually mine.

I'm sure somebody already made that joke or one like it, but I'm not reading the whole thread to check.

Paranoia · Aug 13, 2016

Twilight Sparkle said:
......but I'm not reading the whole thread to check.

Dear friend this is quite acceptable I have found my self many of time in this predicament

trex · Aug 13, 2016

ZyyzYzzy said:
Exactly what a dirty poor pleb would say. Especially one that is too stupid to be frugal requiringher children to be housed in closets.

It's not about that. It's about having 2 kids, both under 2 years of age not needing two different rooms. That would be at least another $1000/mo that would not go into saving for things like private school, braces, college and a forever home. Why don't we get

Izo over here to google or zillow how much a 3 bedroom apartment in DT Portland is. Better yet, how bout you just FIND ONE. Best of luck on your search.

I hate it when my spouse talks out of his ass about shit he doesn't know anything about...oh wait, that's not my spouse. (I'm looking at you too Dalien)

Moogalak · Aug 13, 2016

tyen said:
see motherfuckers, this is where metal hangers come in handy.

a million uses.

if you haven't broken up a shit in a clogged toilet with a metal hanger you arent livin!

Diasy_Adair · Aug 13, 2016

Every fucking time my spouse leaves the house, they think I need a job or a task while they're gone. I'm like fuck off, your just going to be gone 10 minutes...leave me alone!

ZyyzYzzy · Aug 13, 2016

trex said:
It's not about that. It's about having 2 kids, both under 2 years of age not needing two different rooms. That would be at least another $1000/mo that would not go into saving for things like private school, braces, college and a forever home. Why don't we get Izo over here to google or zillow how much a 3 bedroom apartment in DT Portland is. Better yet, how bout you just FIND ONE. Best of luck on your search.

I hate it when my spouse talks out of his ass about shit he doesn't know anything about...oh wait, that's not my spouse. (I'm looking at you too Dalien)

Fucking pleb. Don't reproduce if you have to stuff one in a closet. Keep making excuses for being a poor piece of shit.

Dyvim · Aug 13, 2016

Or leave the city when u cant afford more than a room, kitchen and closet for the kids.

Kuriin · Aug 13, 2016

Ameraves said:
Me - Ikes? (dope sandwich place near us)

Me - ....

So where in the Bay area are you? Let me be your wife and show you how to have a good time.

Back on topic...I would say having a vagina and a period every month would warrant "annoying". :-o

trex · Aug 13, 2016

Dyvim said:
Or leave the city when u cant afford more than a room, kitchen and closet for the kids.

That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Our apartment is 1200ft^2. But even if that were true, some people don't believe in raising their kids in suburbia...

ZyyzYzzy · Aug 13, 2016

Kuriin said:
So where in the Bay area are you? Let me be your wife and show you how to have a good time.

Back on topic...I would say having a vagina and a period every month would warrant "annoying". :-o

I'll probably just turn gay when the daughter is old enough and her period syncs up with my wife's

ZyyzYzzy · Aug 13, 2016

trex said:
That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Our apartment is 1200ft^2. But even if that were true, some people don't believe in raising their kids in suburbia...

Or not be a poor piece of shit and get a bigger place.

Ameraves · Aug 13, 2016

Kuriin said:
So where in the Bay area are you? Let me be your wife and show you how to have a good time.

Back on topic...I would say having a vagina and a period every month would warrant "annoying". :-o

I'm over in the east bay, Concord specifically. Come on over and hang out, my wife loves gay dudes.

Ruhl · Aug 13, 2016

trex said:
Home goods is for poor people, peasants, and Mexicans that let their kids run rampant and scream at the top of their lungs.

Seems like you have 2 of those 3 covered hunny bunny

Izo · Aug 13, 2016

trex said:
It's not about that. It's about having 2 kids, both under 2 years of age not needing two different rooms. That would be at least another $1000/mo that would not go into saving for things like private school, braces, college and a forever home. Why don't we get Izo over here to google or zillow how much a 3 bedroom apartment in DT Portland is. Better yet, how bout you just FIND ONE. Best of luck on your search.

I hate it when my spouse talks out of his ass about shit he doesn't know anything about...oh wait, that's not my spouse. (I'm looking at you too Dalien)

It's alright, hunny bunny. Them doctor dollars will come flowing eventually. Human guinea pigs are needed all the time.

Dyvim · Aug 13, 2016

trex said:
That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Our apartment is 1200ft^2. But even if that were true, some people don't believe in raising their kids in suburbia...

Wasnt talking about surburbia...

Tanoomba · Aug 13, 2016

I think my wife snacks on toilet paper because man, does she go through that stuff quickly.

Daezuel · Aug 13, 2016

Tanoomba said:
I think my wife snacks on toilet paper because man, does she go through that stuff quickly.

Someone has to clean up all the shit coming out of you.

Izo · Aug 13, 2016

trex said:
That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Our apartment is 1200ft^2. But even if that were true, some people don't believe in raising their kids in suburbia...

Put up a drywall? There's a home improvement thread somewhere.

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