Borderlands

Attog said:

Could they try harder for the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe? I wouldn't watch this shit for free on ScyFy let alone buy a ticket to see it at the theater.

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Yeah. It isn't as if there were a pile of other media to use...like all the BORDERLANDS games which had their own unique style. Instead, they ripped off Gotg and filled it with a bunch of geriatrics.

These people are idiots.

opening this week

They're really hoping Kevin Hart's still a big draw to authorize a 100m budget for this piece of shit. Especially giving Eli Roth 100m is crazy.

I think I said it before, but this movie sucks for Arianna Greenblatt. She deserved better. I thought she was great as young Ahsoka and she really put the work in for the role and fight scene with Anakin

And it seemed from the trailer they aren't even using Kevin Hart properly to sell this shit. It's a very Cate Blanchett-led movie, which doesn't work comedy wise at what Kevin's good at.

The impression I got from the trailer is "Yeah he's in it, who cares. Check out these 60 year old women badasses"

TBT-TheBigToe said:

How?

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Because it has a bunch of colors in the poster. It's gotta be good.

It really feels they are trying to ride the coattails of GotG, and doing a horrible job of it.

BoozeCube said:

Are we talking Rebel Moon bad? Because that shit might be the worst movie of the decade.

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well rebel moon is on netflix so its "free" outside of time.

i just watched the first 20 mins of rebel moon directors cut and it has some nice titties so i can't complain, plus a cool ass shot of a jupiter like moon. i don't wanna see jamie lee curtis' titties anymore. they were nice 30 years ago in trading places, but now... well, maybe they would belong in another Halloween movie

On the horizon, Black stars alongside Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart and Jamie Lee Curtis in the sci-fi action comedy film “Borderlands.” Black voices Claptrap, a general purpose robot featured in the role-playing video game series that the movie is based on.

“It feels like it was meant to be, in the stars, in the galaxy, in the universe,” Black said of being a part of the “Borderlands” movie. “I do often think about the multiverse — how, like, there’s an infinite amount of different realities, and how lucky I am to be in this reality. This is the best Jack Black reality.”

spronk said:

well rebel moon is on netflix so its "free" outside of time.

i just watched the first 20 mins of rebel moon directors cut and it has some nice titties so i can't complain, plus a cool ass shot of a jupiter like moon. i don't wanna see jamie lee curtis' titties anymore. they were nice 30 years ago in trading places, but now... well, maybe they would belong in another Halloween movie

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Bro that was like 40+ years ago. True Lies she still looked good

The cast should have been 20 something unknowns, not 60 something has beens.

Bald Brah said:

The cast should have been 20 something unknowns, not 60 something has beens.

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They really really REALLY REEEAAAAALLY, and no number of reallys can emphasize this enough, miserably miscast this movie. Honestly find myself surprised that they didn't find a way to jam dwayne johnson in there as well.