Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

As mentioned earlier, the editing of this film seems rushed as fuck which is really the only bad thing I can say about the film. Yes its typical that Marvel films cut dramatic moments with Humor, especially gotg/thor films, but this film does far more than that. It jumps from visceral body gore to comedy to psychological horror to action back to torture porn without any rhyme or reason, thematically it's all over the place. The pacing/editing reminded me of the original Suicide Squad. With all the obvious shit cuts that you can just tell the studio had someone else go back and edit the film to change major arcs because it screened poorly. This is what GOTG3 felt like. I'm not saying that the studio editted the film, but at least it does feel like it was rushed so that Gunn could take the DCEU job.


Also it felt like, a fucking M Night Shamalyan film. not his earlier works which were good, the middle ones and later. Where the audience knows there's going to be a twist so he had to keep adding more and more elaborate mindfuck scenes to conceal the "twist" ending and it just got ridiculous. Specifically i'm talking about teasing of killing off characters. Every 5 minutes felt like a fake out that he was gonna kill off "X" character and of course, nobody fucking dies.

Also did I miss it or did they just completely overlook the whole Gamora question?

Starlord's (2019?) Gamora died for the soul gem in Infinity War. Then 2014 Nebula disguises herself as 2019 Nebula and summons 2014 Thanos and his entire army into 2025? Avenger's headquarters in upper NY for End Games final battle.

Iron Man uses the infinity stones to wipe out thanos army, and in that moment 2014 Gamora disappears. She does not exist anywhere on any scanner. The logical conclusion is Iron Man's snap took her out as well since she was in fact part of 2014 Thanos's army.

Thor joins up with the guardians to become Asguardians' the Galaxy, they hop on the only fucking spaceship on earth and head off in to space in the search for Gamora, who again, no trace of her exists anywhere.

Thor 4, the guardians are little more than an intro workout montage for fat thor to become fit thor again, and they part ways, no gamora found.

Christmas special, they are living on Knowhere but no mention of Gamora.

GOTG3, Since its been so long without finding Gamora, Starlord is now a depressed borderline alcoholic since the love of his life is gone forever.

Just kidding, she was with the Ravagers the entire time?

what? How did she leave the avengers compound in NY?

There was a nice nod to this just before in the movie as well since Gamora the whole film can never understand Groot. At the end in Knowhere, though, Groot says something to her and she just responds like normal, then suddenly realizes she can understand him.