Marriage and the Power of Divorce

QUICK RELEASE THE BANANA!

LulzSect said:

Jesus we just made out at the bar

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And why did you post this instead of fucking her?

Check your privilege, big w, he could be posting that while fucking her

Soygen said:

RIP in peace.

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In peace in peace.

LulzSect said:

We retreated to bck of bar

Now she's talking about you want to fuck me right

I'm certain she's teasing

I'm reporting in his piss teams breaks futures fgt

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Is this what sex is now? I'm so old, ugh

This is what dating is when you go for drinks instead of dinner.

I like fat girls because no matter where you grab it all feels like titties.

Sounds exactly like first date with wife. Good job. And you drank without using cocaine or posting banana pictures!

I'd go ahead and ask her to marry you.. since you're in new york you can do it at the waldorf like i did pretty easily too.

What's the day after plan? I think you wait 6 weeks and then mail her a dead pidgeon right Khane ? Gotta play it cool.

LulzSect said:

She actually texted me a pic of a dead pigeon months ago

Man I don't wanna fall in love

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Wow pulling the dead pigeon that soon, she's fucking crazy man do not put your dick in