Noodleface
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She holds over my head the fact that I have a $4k guitar. That my father bought brand new in 1976. That needs $1000 worth of work to be playable.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Tit-for-tat arguments are rarely productive, but at some point you do get to bring into the discussion the fact that you're earning all the money and are entitled to at least a 50% say in how it's spent.
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Noodleface
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I'm pretty sure I'll die before retirement. I am diabetic. I don't have good prospects.
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Soygen
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I think you need to address this with your wife. Tell her what you've told us - that it's hurtful for her to shut you down on this one self indulgence. I'd be furious if I were you, and just sitting on that fury isn't going to create warm, loving feelings in the future. Seriously, make sure she knows it's hurtful, and that she's being incredibly selfish.
I'm on your side for this one, no question.
I'm on your side for this one, no question.
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Lendarios
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You have a 4k guitar you cant use, because it needs 1k of work, tell her ok, you will fix that guitar instead.
You Cant Stop Rock & Roll
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Noodleface
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That's another wrinkle for sure. I've been sick for a few weeks but it's almost time. Maybe she's lashing out for the lack of dong
iannis
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On the subject of dong...
She's planning for new baby expenses...
and you were curious why she's been super vixen lately...
I think we can claim mystery solved on this one. Use that 3k, go get snipped, and forget to inform her. It'll be a good year before she realizes what you did.
She's planning for new baby expenses...
and you were curious why she's been super vixen lately...
I think we can claim mystery solved on this one. Use that 3k, go get snipped, and forget to inform her. It'll be a good year before she realizes what you did.
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Hard to hide the week-long recovery from having your nuts severed. He'd be better off installing a testicular hot water bath at his office.
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Hoss
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I don't know if that's a real thing, but holy shit it sounds nice.
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Having your balls out is okay at your work place? What if someone comes to get you to fill in the TPS reports?
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Noodleface
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Yeah, but then you have to be okay with "My, what a feminine ballsack you have."
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