Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Sutekh

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Nah she's awesome. Her husband looks like a robust mongoloid and she's easily an 8.5-9. Dude lucked out hardcore with her. I'm just feelin lonely, come give me a hug.
 

Khane

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Make sure you workout bro. Then you could be her new Alpha fucks since she married the Beta bucks. Right? You should already know when she's ovulating, and that's when you'll have your best chance.
 

Sutekh

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Make sure you workout bro. Then you could be her new Alpha fucks since she married the Beta bucks. Right? You should already know when she's ovulating, and that's when you'll have your best chance.
I already do work out! But yeah I don't think that's going to work seeing as how she moved to Switzerland. Either way I wouldn't do that to her and her new man.
 

Soygen

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Don't sweat it, man. Swiss people can't even make cheese without getting a bunch of fuckin' holes in it!

Jokes aside, how long have you two been separated/divorced?
 

Deathwing

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Divorced and remarried in a year?
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BrutulTM

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Remarried in a year? Was this relationship already started when the two of you split up?
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Anecdotal, but all my divorced friends say that their ex getting remarried was the best thing to happen to them. The whining, money grabbing, and (if applicable) vitriol gets dialed down because she's in love again and distracted..
 

Sutekh

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Divorced and remarried in a year?
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Hey some people waste no time I guess. She seems happy though, all that really matters imo.

I wouldn't say he's RICH, he was born in Switzerland and makes about 35k a year doing web design for a company.

I've been trying to compensate by sleeping with random 18-21 yearolds and it hasn't been working. I think I need a new hobby.

Remarried in a year? Was this relationship already started when the two of you split up?
They were friends before we split up, I'm not really sure if there was anything more to it. Even if there was it doesn't really bother me, the past is past.

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Anecdotal, but all my divorced friends say that their ex getting remarried was the best thing to happen to them. The whining, money grabbing, and (if applicable) vitriol gets dialed down because she's in love again and distracted..
Those kind of things never came up, we were really good friends when we were together and still remained really close even after breaking up. We truly are the best of friends. The breakup wasn't even bad really, we just sat down one day and started to talk about why she was unhappy and all the things that she wanted out of life that I did not want and at the end of the conversation decided it was best that we tried something else (i.e. See other people).
 

Sutekh

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You could always get the guild back together!
Haha, there are some people playing WoW in the guild right now, was thinking about buying the game but I do not think going back to an MMO would be the best thing to do right now.
 

Deathwing

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Hah, I was tempted by the combination of good WoD reviews by old timers and having nothing else to play(thanks Steam sales for preventing that). But my wife would kill me, and I'd probably deserve it. I can't manage time worth shit when playing a MMO.
 

Tenks

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Does 35k/yr even buy you a hut with a carpet ontop of mud in Switzerland? I thought the cost of living there was through the roof.
 

Sutekh

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Hah, I was tempted by the combination of good WoD reviews by old timers and having nothing else to play(thanks Steam sales for preventing that). But my wife would kill me, and I'd probably deserve it. I can't manage time worth shit when playing a MMO.
Yeah I'm kind of in the same boat. I know the second I start playing again I'll start forgoing things like going to the gym, trying to hang out with people on the weekends, cleaning my house, etc. Not healthy!

Does 35k/yr even buy you a hut with a carpet ontop of mud in Switzerland? I thought the cost of living there was through the roof.
It's actually not that bad. The "low income" places over there are like middle class places here. It helps that they live in a city where you can walk/bike to literally every place so there's no need for a vehicle/insurance/fuel/etc.
 

BrutulTM

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It definitely is in Geneva. I don't know if the rest of the country is like that though.
 

Sutekh

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If you're making 35k here in America and you somehow gain Swiss citizenship and move to Switzerland and make the same amount, you're gaining a pretty substantial amount of quality of life.

That's probably the best way I can put it.
 

Alex

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Yeah, Switzerland is really fucking expensive. So much so that I don't particularly care to visit again.
 

Haast

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So since the thread is in a lull, a quick update:

I'm still dating the same girl ("good conversation"). So far, so good. Still waiting for the crazy bomb to drop.

After checking her FB, she is indeed friends with the other girl, so I guess it wasn't BS. Hopefully it won't be awkward if we run into each other. It shouldn't be, since all we did was exchange some "getting to know you" texts and agree to meet. So obviously, I should send some dick pix to eliminate the ambiguity of awkwardness, right?