Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Haast

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Are you putting it in the right hole?
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Phazael

Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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Wait until after the holidays. Women love dumping dudes at random over feels shit that happens this time of the year. Or someone bones someone they shouldn't have on New Years. Or some poor dumb bastard gets fed up with his in-laws during the holiday visits, snaps, and says a bunch of shit he immediately regrets. January is always a goldmine month for this thread.
 

Noodleface

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I'm pretty happy about the Christmas day situation this year. Usually she wanted to go to her grand parents, her parents, her aunts, my dads, my moms, and my grandparents.. it was a shit show.

This year due to no fault of our own we're only going to her parents and my dads, fuck yeah.

If she bones someone at work that will just be the icing on the cooch.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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Women are always the victim in some people's minds. There's no way she's the abusive one in that relationship simply because she's a woman...
 

Gravy

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I don't mind that he wrote a note to the dude, but taking a picture of the note, then broadcasting your deeds to the world is a petty fame-whore move.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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I'm just curious as to whether the baby belongs to her boyfriend or the other dude. Assuming it was the former and he knows about it, I can't thing of a greater turn off than banging some chick that has another dude's baby in her belly.
 

Mures

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Actually the guy says she just looked 8 months pregnant. Plot twist, she isn't pregnant at all.