Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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chaos

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Women have sex because I MAKE THEM

i think we all know I'm only kidding, the closest thing I come to sex most days is thinking about The Master's life. In my mind he is always Phillip Seymour Hoffman, hooking up with Amy Adams and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Like a boss.
 
Selix

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So.. do women gain like crazy amounts of weight as they get older? I mean I'm 5'9 200lb and I need to lose 30-50lbs myself but I swear everywhere I look in the 30+ age range women are 250-300 plus lbs. Some are actually pretty cool people who I would like a LOT but I cannot find myself remotely attracted those rows upon rows of fat. Maybe that is just an online dating thing at 30+? Indianapolis isn't exactly the dating scene... Makes me insecure. How do I look that these cholesterol storage units think I want them?
 
Selix

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If I need to lose 30 lbs just to pull in women who weight less then me then I'm going to retire from the dating scene for a year. This shit is crazy.
 
Ameraves

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Well, if that's not selfless dedication to your wife/relationship, particularly since you can't feel anything, then I don't know what is. I just hope this isn't the equivalent of a chick getting a boob job to "save the marriage", as I surmise that there's greater problems at play in your relationship than a non-functioning dick. I have no clue what's involved in the surgery, but I assume it isn't minor or without risk..

Please be sure to provide a full review of your new Mecha-Penis in the product review section, because I'm certainly curious..
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Honestly, it is partially for me as well. There is definitely a sense of loss when you can't get a boner, and like I said even if I can't feel it, it gives me some type of sense of normalcy to have the ability to get hard. If that makes any sense.

As for the complications. I don't think it is a terribly dangerous procedure, I mean I am not even being admitted. Surgery is in the morning and I am home that evening.
 
Gravy

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As for going back to therapy, I think that is something that is still an option.
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It sounds like you had a REALLY crappy counselor before. I'd revisit this option.

I think this plus the boner surgery might really help. Even if you can't feel it, she can, and that might be what it takes. (?)
 
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Khane_sl said:
Haha, you are so repressed it's comical. Women don't get all mush brained because of sex. They aren't thinking about how many kids they'd like to have just because they put a dick in their mouth. They're thinkin about how good that dick is gonna feel and maybe hoping he gets a little rough.

Women have sex because it feels good, same as men.
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Millions of books and scientific studies and thousands upon thousands of counsellors in this world but Khane figured it out.

The world is simple, women have sex because it feels good and that is their only motivation....

Khane is like the leader of a cult of casual sex that isn't quite red pill.
 
Lanx

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Ameraves, i think you're seeing a "well can you work it out" rather than "leave that *****", is cuz we're empathizing. I don't know man, i know it's easy to say and i don't want to sound all Beta and shit, but if i suddenly got put in that situation, i think i'd force myself to turn a blind eye to it, and hope she "tries" to cover it up.

Sort of like when you were a teen and mom knows you have a porn mag under your bed, cuz we all did, and moms be cleaning every nook and cranny, she'll just put it back and hope for the best.

And i'm coming from an 18 yr relationship w/ my wife, college sweethearts, etc.

as to why fuckface of all ppl? cuz, why not, for her i'm guessing she though if she wanted fuckface and said yes to fuckface, it wouldn't be an issue
vs. her having to "re-learn" how to date and flirt at a bar.

Recently my wife and i dealt with a "christian" couple, 5yrs recently married about to have kids, he sees a txt (or imessengers) on her ipad and gives it to her, only it's a lewd txt...
yup he unlocks the ipad and rummages through 6months of cheating while she's in the shower, and of course it was a co-worker... why? cuz he would say yes.

I'm saying don't get hung up over fuckface or the target, she just decided to goto the grocery store instead of driving 10miles to Walmart.
 
iannis

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I'm pretty sure I'd be in the "turn a blind eye and hope she covers her tracks" camp myself, if we're being honest. Maybe we're just beta bros. But what I don't know won't hurt me. Unless it's syphillis. But if that bitch gave me herpes I'd shoot her.

I mean sure I've told women to go fuck a pinecone for way less, but I also don't have kids/history/complications with any of them.
 
Khane

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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
Millions of books and scientific studies and thousands upon thousands of counsellors in this world but Khane figured it out.

The world is simple, women have sex because it feels good and that is their only motivation....

Khane is like the leader of a cult of casual sex that isn't quite red pill.
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I think you have a serious reading comprehension problem.

What books and "scientific studies" prove women are emotional wrecks who can't separate love from sex? The bible?

Find me the millions of scientific studies that prove women are emotionally dependent on the man they are currently having sex with at all times. In fact most studies have shown the opposite. Women are perfectly capable of just enjoying the physical aspect of sex. The difference between men and women comes from what makes us want sex. Physical attributes are solely enough for a man to say "go time". Women need to feel as if they know the man, which can be as simple as a 2 minute conversation or a nod from a friend.
 
lurkingdirk

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Why are people reacting to Khane as though he's an expert? In reading all his posts I can say that he's one of the last people on planet earth from whom I'd take relationship advice. If you don't like what he's saying, ignore it, and he won't continue arguing his point.
 
Khane

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Why are people reacting to Khane as though he's an expert? In reading all his posts I can say that he's one of the last people on planet earth from whom I'd take relationship advice. If you don't like what he's saying, ignore it, and he won't continue arguing his point.
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That cuts deep dirk. Remove the knife please.

Besides I don't give relationship advice. I provide social commentary!
 
lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

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Not intending to be mean, merely making an observation. I'm in a happy, long term marriage. I haven't had to be part of the dating scene for 20 years because my marriage is happy and good. I'll take my own advice at this point.
 
Khane

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Not intending to be mean, merely making an observation. I'm in a happy, long term marriage. I haven't had to be part of the dating scene for 20 years because my marriage is happy and good. I'll take my own advice at this point.
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Now who's got it "all figured out"?
 
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Khane_sl said:
Now who's got it "all figured out"?
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The guy happily married in the marriage thread compared to the guy who gets bored with every woman he dates or dumps them because they aren't into group sex or open relationships or some other obstacle of his.

The guy that has a relationship compared to the guy who just has sex only.

You are trying to give advice to Ameraves when it doesn't look like you even know what a relationship looks like let alone a multi year marriage with kids. All you care about is that Ameraves foolishly wants his wife to not cheat on him sexually when there is so much more to the story and to any marriage. You sit there and pass down judgement on the reasons why women have sex and how they all just want the same thing when I know that you and I have sex for entirely different reasons. You complained about the semantics of acceptance and used it for some vague proof that all relationships come down to that. Your stance that "feels good" is the reason for sex is beyond simplistic.
 
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