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ex-genj

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Save this for a time when you feel bad for having a bad round. Take comfort in the knowledge that you will never be as bad as I was here:



Uhhh I would never play widow (in comp) if you can't land those shots sorry. And well I dont right? Don't be that guy.
 

Kharzette

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Ruins is great for it, and normally I do hit the shots... but that was bad. I figured I'd die and switch (and eventually I did) but the sombra that tried to kill me couldn't aim either.

I was really nauseated last night, I'll try again tonight (though probably not widow)

Great thing about falling almost to bronze, nobody complained at all. Mercy kept healing me up, and damage boosting me haha.
 

Araxen

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Ruins is great for it, and normally I do hit the shots... but that was bad. I figured I'd die and switch (and eventually I did) but the sombra that tried to kill me couldn't aim either.

I was really nauseated last night, I'll try again tonight (though probably not widow)

Great thing about falling almost to bronze, nobody complained at all. Mercy kept healing me up, and damage boosting me haha.

I will never do Widow in Comp.

Every once in awhile I get on a hot streak with Widow in Mystery Heroes, but never in Comp will I test it. I'm positive there is some fuccboi that will out duel me or I just miss. I improved on my Widow by just not thinking about my shots and just shooting. I still get exposed by slow ass reactions if I try in QP.
 

Kharzette

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It's not even just you, its everyone else too.. oh my god.

Hahahaha now you see why I need cybernetics. I've got a vicmodem to satellite connecting my brain to my right arm.

Or maybe just my brain is that slow, although I can keep up watching pro matches /shrug
 

lost

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Moira is great rofl. Had my last comp and people said wtf moira is so unkillable, rofl.

OverTrack

did decent on my smurf mightyElf
 

Araxen

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I watched Surefour play Meiball and he didn't do any better than I do so I feel better now. lol
 

Valderen

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I watched Surefour play Meiball and he didn't do any better than I do so I feel better now. lol

LOL, that reminds me, I was watching Harbleu play Roadhog once, and he hooked someone and when he tried to shoot him, his clip was empty. I laughed and thought to myself that I'm not so bad if that happens to pro too since I do that all the time. :)
 

lost

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note to self: dont change your smurf battle.net tag during a comp game - it kicks you out of the game
 

Needless

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i played for a few hours last night just duo queueing with a buddy in QM as widow/genji, it's honestly surprising how little toxicity i see anymore. Did all of the cancerous players migrate to PUBG or something? or just sperg out in comp now lol

also widow is sick, i would have no shame playing her in competitive. I feel mine is pretty decent for a 2.5k shitter *shrug*
 

Tenks

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I watched Surefour play Meiball and he didn't do any better than I do so I feel better now. lol

Surefour seemed to be playing like shit last night. He was consistently losing Tracer 1v1s to Crusty every time I saw him play. Even when he'd get an edge Crusty would just retreat away and was clearly comming because a Zenyatta was always there to finish him off.
 

Volto!

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I played QP all day yesterday. Every single match had both teams using very viable, solid comps. People were making calls over voice comms. Matches were well balanced. It was fucking fun. I can’t think of the last time I had even back to back competitive matches that played out like that. Quickplay is the fucking place to be I guess.
 

nevergone

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One Tricking Post by Blizzard

Hey, everyone.

I just wanted to chime in, because there’s definitely some confusion around one-tricking, and we wanted to take a moment to clarify our philosophy as a development team.

We believe players can choose to play any available hero during any game at any time, and that their choice of hero alone is not a behavior that should be penalized by our customer service team under any of the player report categories (including griefing, inactivity, or poor teamwork).

We believe players should be evaluated based on their actions with whichever hero they choose. If a player disrupts their team by intentionally feeding with ANY hero, you should report that player for griefing. If a player is staying in the spawn area, refuses to attack the enemy, or refuses support those that are, you should report that player for inactivity. If a player actively refuses to play the map’s objectives or communicates to the team in a negative fashion, you should report that player for poor teamwork. If a player communicates in a hateful or harassing manner with ANY hero, you should report that player for abusive chat. However, if a teammate is actively trying to perform well on their hero and help their team, they should NOT be reported under any category.

Players who inaccurately submit player reports in an attempt to punish someone’s hero choice are considered to be harassing or griefing their fellow player, and inaccurate reports make it more difficult for us to appropriately action the players who DO disrupt the game. We’re continuing to make improvements to our reporting system (which includes, but certainly isn’t limited to making our false report detection more robust), and we will continue to pay close attention to players who are at high risk of being falsely reported and taking appropriate actions to prevent it.

Your teammates can respectfully provide their opinion and suggest using a different hero for the gameplay situation that your team is experiencing, but the final decision about which hero you want to play with is yours alone.

We built Overwatch around the concept of teamwork, and we believe the game is much more fun for everyone in a match when we’re picking heroes that contribute to the overall success of the team. At times, this means we’ll be playing our mains; other times, we should be trying to help the team by choosing heroes that round out the team’s composition. We won’t be actioning you if you only play your main, but we also don’t believe this is the ideal way to play Overwatch—especially in competitive settings.