Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

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Noodlemod_sl said:
You guys are talking about a man that has ejaculated 13 times in a night, put two vibrators on his dick and burnt a hole through it, consumed unknown quantities of rock hard weekend - if the man doesn't need viagra, I don't know a better candidate.
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That was just for fun. You play MMO's, I sex.
 
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Maybe this has been covered but I'm gunna ask again just to be sure.

1. Is that extra dickhole permanent or did it grow back together?
2. If permanent, does it affect your sex life? Like, how do chicks react?
3. How big of a hole? Are we talking split streams of cum / urine?
 
Noodleface

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It's not everyday someone tells you they burnt a hole in their dick, we may never have this chance again
 
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I want to sit in on the conversation J49 has with his kid about having a healthy relationship with women
 
Noodleface

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Imagine if J49 and Lyrical walked into a room with 30 whores, between the two of them they could satisfy the entire room, and J49 would only need a single condom
 
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If they are johnny whores, any person with between $300 and $600 in their pocket could satisfy them.
 
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Doesn't he give them like $50? I thought all he spends all year on his hookers was like a couple grand.
 
Noodleface

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The sad thing is reading all those parts about him... satisfying... the hookers multiple times. That's probably the most unbelievable part. Well, maybe..
 
Hoss

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Tenks_sl said:
Doesn't he give them like $50? I thought all he spends all year on his hookers was like a couple grand.
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I thought it was 10-20 bucks each. I think 50 is too high. In fact, amanda charges 50 or 60 and she's too high priced for him.
 
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Before we leave the masturbation derail for the whore derail, am I correct in my belief that 100% of men, regardless of relationship status, at least occasionally jerk off to porn? Every once in a while it comes up with a woman that they think that their partner whacking it to porn means that they are somehow unsatisfied with their relationship or that it's like cheating. I always say that I have never met any dude that I know well enough to hear about that kind of thing that doesn't do it and women should find it about as threatening as their husband taking a shit. I have also worked on my grandparents computers enough to know that both of my grandfathers checked out porn within about 5 minutes of getting their first internet connection and they were both in their 70s and happily married for 50+ years at the time. Hell I think I jerk off more often when I'm having sex than when I'm not just because of the more recent spank bank memories. Religious girls in particular seem to get super insecure about porn/masturbation and I wish more people were telling them that their father does it, their grandfather does it, and so does their pastor but they're just all lying about it.

Am I wrong about this?
 
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*shrug* I just like looking at porn. I can be happily satisfied fucking my wife every day and I'll still look at porn that same day.

I think some women mistake equating porn and sex. There's some definite overlap, sure. But I don't have to seduce and coerce porn. Porn doesn't get sick and leave me hanging when I'm really horny(not blaming here, shit just happens sometimes). Porn does reverse cowgirl, which is fun to watch but would boring to actually do.

And on the flip side, sex offers things porn could never hope to. There are a whole bunch of things I will happily do during sex that I have absolutely zero related porn. Women should really only worry about porn if he's jerking off INSTEAD of having sex.
 
Noodleface

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As long as it doesn't interfere with our sex life there isn't a problem. I agree on that.

Sometimes I've believed we were not having sex so in private I would rub one out and then it would be difficult to get going afterwards, but that was on accident of course.
 
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I dated a girl once who after we broke up, she got a new boyfriend and then broke up with him because she found porn on his computer. To this day I'm not sure if I did the dude a solid by telling her she was being stupid. But she went back to him and they got married and had kids and shit.
 
Soygen

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This thread has taken a real strange turn.

Also, you "no lube" dudes are fucking weird. Spit counts as lube, fyi. Are we talking totally dry? Bleh.
 
Noodleface

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I don't spit on my dick man, ain't right

I don't need lube to rub one out, sometimes for sex. I'm not a_skeleton_03 who said there is no foreplay and he just shoves it in.
 
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