The Acolyte

En Sabah Nur · Jun 5, 2024

spronk said:
wait you assholes are watching this shit, every view helps the show/Disney+ renew it. "I hate woke star wars..." 10 people all post their opinion on the show...

i just started The Bear (season 3 drops in 3 weeks) shit is intense

For many of these “culture warriors” hate watching the latest Disney zogslop then shrieking about it on the internet is the only thing that keeps them going in life. In turn, Disney gets their views and keeps churning out zogslop. It’s like the codependency between Batman and the Joker, but sadder and far less interesting.

elidib · Jun 5, 2024

The general population of this forum is tech savvy enough to know where to watch this without having Disney+.

Lanx · Jun 5, 2024

En Sabah Nur said:
For many of these “culture warriors” hate watching the latest Disney zogslop then shrieking about it on the internet is the only thing that keeps them going in life. In turn, Disney gets their views and keeps churning out zogslop. It’s like the codependency between Batman and the Joker, but sadder and far less interesting.

youre either a retard or a retard w/ kids if you subscribe to disney+

Chukzombi · Jun 6, 2024

elidib said:
The general population of this forum is tech savvy enough to know where to watch this without having Disney+.

i never had a Disney+ sub, even for free. like why fucking bother? those two Acolyte episodes were in the usual places maybe 15 minutes after they aired on D+. its not like i was satisfied with those episodes so i feel bad about not paying. i will probably watch the next week episode where they declare that The Force is in fact a woman. i wanna see those words come out of their mouths.

OneofOne · Jun 6, 2024

Fucker · Jun 6, 2024

Wow, this is bad. Shitty, flat characters. Space jogger doing nothing to break space jogger stereotypes. Written for a toddler.

Chukzombi · Jun 6, 2024

Hoss · Jun 6, 2024

Harshaw said:
Dude, they revealed that shit first episode. It wasn't some... Ahhh Gotcha moment.

The gotcha moment is when you finish the season finale and they send a fat dude to your house and have him shit on your chest.

Source: who do you think they hired for the chest shitting? I'm on a strict diet of nothing but chili for the foreseeable future.

Chinaman889 · Jun 6, 2024

It's okay. First two episodes are obviously building up to... something.

I'm not sure how this series will end. If it ends as your typical "kill evil mastermind, save the day!" trope - it's going to be really disappointing.

Ossoi · Jun 6, 2024

Furry said:
Dunno about these other assholes, but disney has been a strict piracy only company for a long time for me. No way I'd be caught dead spending any money on anything they shit out.

As has been said, the real test for the blowhards on this board is how many admit to buying DP3 tickets

Fucker · Jun 6, 2024

Chinaman889 said:
If it ends as your typical "kill evil mastermind, save the day!" trope - it's going to be really disappointing.

This is exactly how it will end, and they even telegraphed who the sith is. They couldn't even pinch out an original story. Jedi master trains padawan, padawan goes nuts and joins the dark side and then gets saved in the end before dying.

I feel we have seen this at least once before.

Gutterflesh · Jun 6, 2024

Ossoi said:
As has been said, the real test for the blowhards on this board is how many admit to buying DP3 tickets

Pay for a ticket? The theaters are so fucking empty and staffed by retards that you could pretty much do whatever you want.

Ossoi · Jun 6, 2024

Gutterflesh said:
Pay for a ticket? The theaters are so fucking empty and staffed by retards that you could pretty much do whatever you want.

I look forward to calling out hypocritical blowhards and receiving this excuse as defence for them financially supporting Disney

Gutterflesh · Jun 6, 2024

Ossoi said:
I look forward to calling out hypocritical blowhards and receiving this excuse as defence for them financially supporting Disney

This is your plan for the people that have labeled you an autistic dog fucker?

Qhue · Jun 6, 2024

Personally the idea that Jason from the Good Place is a Sith Lord is just crazy enough to make me smile

Ossoi · Jun 6, 2024

Gutterflesh said:
This is your plan for the people that have labeled you an autistic dog fucker?

No, clearly all the people that have said Disney is too woke etc need to be called out if they pay for cinema tickets

Nirgon · Jun 6, 2024

Ossoi said:
I look forward to calling out hypocritical blowhards and receiving this excuse as defence for them financially supporting Disney

Ya some of them talk a good game, but can be called little bitches and still get their money taken. Unfathomable cuckery.

Ossoi · Jun 6, 2024

Nirgon said:
Ya some of them talk a good game, but can be called little bitches and still get their money taken. Unfathomable cuckery.

First time gif?

Goatface · Jun 6, 2024

i don't even have any hate watching friends

Chukzombi · Jun 6, 2024

Fucker said:
This is exactly how it will end, and they even telegraphed who the sith is. They couldn't even pinch out an original story. Jedi master trains padawan, padawan goes nuts and joins the dark side and then gets saved in the end before dying.

I feel we have seen this at least once before.

there are so few possibilities as to whom the secret sith could be, i didnt even bother thinking about it, i really dont care as its not important. that green dyke nepo wife with the anagram name? Vernestra?

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