The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Binkles_sl

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Talent be damned, I can see fantasizing about Ian McKellen if you enjoy lemon party or the possibility of diapers. That, or heavily into Gods and Monsters roleplay.
 
Erronius

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SoTHISis how it works?


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Aaron

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I know you like falling asleep with your dick in your lover's drugged out ass, but have you ever gone to sleep in the 69 position with each others dicks in each others mouths?
 
Kuriin

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I'm sure it's possible if you are a mouth breather. But, I am not. So, nope. Plus, you run the risk of being close to a fart.
 
iannis

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Is it as cute for you when your boyfriend farts as it is for us when our girlfriend farts?

I mean never fails. Laying in the bed, "pffft." is an instant laugh.

And if it stinks real bad that's even funnier.
 
hodj

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Kuriin, if you're cuddling on the bed with your best bro, and you cuff each other's balls oh so gently, then circle jerk together, is that gay?
 
Royal

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What if you pass time while on "the bag" at second by imagining yourself plowing over the catcher as you score at home?
 
Soygen

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Dude, you can't circle jerk with just two people. That's just a mutual handjob, or the more advanced Dutch rudder.
 
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