The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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That begs the question, is kuriin even gay? Do you touch balls?
 
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Yeah because let's face it, the whole ball touching thing is probably just something some avant garde porn director came up with to help a couple of guys struggle through first DP scene back in the 70's anyway
 
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So is being gay like Rescorla and his Christianity? Does it take physical actions to be gay or is it simply enough to feel it in your heart?

Who is gayer, the guy who does gay porn for cash but inside he likes girls? Or the guy who never once touches balls his whole life but dreams and fantasizes about it constantly?
 
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How much semen do you think you've swallowed (spitting out doesn't count) over the course of your sexually active life?
 
Hoss

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Why only count the sexually active part of their lives? Are you wanting to ignore any that they accidentally swallowed as a child?
 
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Man I'd be afraid to catch a fart right in the fucking mouth. And I would totally rip one in someones mouth on accident too. Better that I never attempt or receive one for everyones safety cuz my farts fucking reek lately.
 
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It's not as bad as you think. At least, when it's a girlfart it's not as bad you think. I hold mine in when my wife is going down on me, because I'm afraid doing it once might end all blowjobs for a long long time.

Are gay farts more like girl farts or guy farts? i just realized there might be something about dick chasing lifestyle that makes them not be so bad. Or alternately, something about the pussy chasing lifestyle that makes them rancid, but we don't have any dykes around that we can poll.
 
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Obtenor_sl said:
I'm gay so mind if reverse the question? What does a queef smell like?
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I'm not 100% sure I've ever smelled a queef, but unless I'm confused on where it originates, it should smell just like the pussy. If the girl has a stank pussy, her queef will be stank. If a girl has a sweet pussy, her queef should smell good. I love the smell of (non stank) pussy, so I imagine if I ever smelled a queef, I'd probably get a boner.

But when you're talking about farts, those originate in the intestine. Those are pretty much the exhaust from the bacteria that live in your asshole and eat your shit.
 
Kuriin

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aaron_sl said:
How much semen do you think you've swallowed (spitting out doesn't count) over the course of your sexually active life?
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Gallons. My belly was distended from how much semen I've swallowed and taken up the rear.

Rimjobs are the best. You gotta try it. ^_^
 
Kuriin

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Is the question...

"Kuriin's belly was so _____ from the amount of semen he ingested and taken up the rear" ? :-oo
 
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