The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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hodj

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I try not to think too much when I'm jacking my best bro off on the bed.

I find it makes things...uncomfortable...
 
Aaron

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OK Kuriin, what is the minimum amount of dudes it takes to make a proper circle jerk?
 
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Noodleface

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Kuriin I was once at a party and there was a dude with his girlfriend there who kept hanging out with me all night. Like everywhere I went the guy followed me talking to me. I was hammered so I thought he was being a friendly drunk. Next day he called me, someone gave him my number, and wanted to hang out. I ignored him.

Do you think he wanted me to be friends or do you think he wanted to fall asleep with his wang in my butt?
 
Kuriin

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aaron_sl said:
OK Kuriin, what is the minimum amount of dudes it takes to make a proper circle jerk?
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Minimally three. Even better if someone is on their knees in the middle of everyone.

Noodle: I'm sorry. You're going to have to let him sleep with his manhood inside you. Just take Ambien. It will be painless.
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Is a circle jerk where everyone is in a circle pointed in taking care of themselves, or is it when everyone is in a circle taking care of the guy to the right?

Or is that the difference between a gay circle jerk and a straight one?
 
Hoss

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Oh you meant that 90 minutes I spent with my dick in my hand and then at the end couldn't remember why I pulled my dick out?

Maybe he's like me and doesn't like to think about that cock tease movie.
 
Hoss

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Miri to at least get naked since they're making a porno.
 
Kuriin

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Does that mean it's not gay to get sucked or jerked off by a guy as long as balls don't touch? :p
 
hodj

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Thats exactly what it means, yes.

What youve described is just a couple of total bros, hanging out, doing completely innocent best bro stuff.
 
Woefully Inept

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Hey if chics can have pj parties, pee together, compare tits, ass, pussy, and scissor each other (NO BALLS!) and not be lesbos then goddamn it two (or more) dudes can enjoy do that shit and not be gay too. I mean that's what I'm theorizing. You suck one fucking dick in college and you're labeled for life. It's bullshit.
 
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