The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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iannis

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Kuriin_sl said:
Is the question...

"Kuriin's belly was so _____ from the amount of semen he ingested and taken up the rear" ? :-oo
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Seananigans

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Wait, why was it distended? Does it stick around for some reason (not get processed/pushed out), or are you just joking? I'm 99% sure I know the answer, but this is the thread to ask this sort of thing in, so why not.
 
Kuriin

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Hahaha.

Seananigans_sl said:
Wait, why was it distended? Does it stick around for some reason (not get processed/pushed out), or are you just joking? I'm 99% sure I know the answer, but this is the thread to ask this sort of thing in, so why not.
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It was a joke. It wouldn't happen unless you got filled by like an elephant or horse. +P
 
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For straight men in general we mostly prefer women in their 20s or 30s. Many women in their 40s still look good, but they need to be exceptional to be looking good in their 50s. 60+ and you're into fetish country. How is it with gay men and male ageing? What's the oldest celebrity you'd like to spend a night with?
 
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Seananigans_sl said:
Wait, why was it distended? Does it stick around for some reason (not get processed/pushed out), or are you just joking? I'm 99% sure I know the answer, but this is the thread to ask this sort of thing in, so why not.
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I always heard that your body can't digest semen, so if you swallow some it stays in your stomach forever. I do not believe that (although it would explain why teh gays are so slender), but I figured he was making a joke about that.
 
Kuriin

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aaron_sl said:
For straight men in general we mostly prefer women in their 20s or 30s. Many women in their 40s still look good, but they need to be exceptional to be looking good in their 50s. 60+ and you're into fetish country. How is it with gay men and male ageing? What's the oldest celebrity you'd like to spend a night with?
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Tim Gunn, Ian McKellan, and Patrick Stewart in my bed = Wowsers.
 
Soygen

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No, Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials told him, before he died from mixing Coca-Cola and Pop Rocks.
 
Kuriin

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When I take a load up the ass, it sometimes appears the next morning. But, I try and keep it up there as long as possible and it magically disappears. I just chalk it up to change of osmotic pressure with the protein. Third spacing for the win.
 
Hoss

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Royal_sl said:
Who told you that, Rod Stewart?
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My football coach was my science teacher and he told us around the time Rock Hudson died. I think he intended it as a cautionary tale. Sucking Dick ... not even once unless you want them to find semen in your stomach when you die.

He also told us the epitaph that was said at Rock's funeral.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if he'd stuck with pussy, he'd still be with us.
 
Royal

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Hoss_sl said:
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if he'd stuck with pussy, he'd still be with us.
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Assuming he didn't commit suicide from repressing his sexuality. It was well known within Hollywood that he was gay, even all the way back in the 50's. Rock and pussy just didn't go together.
 
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