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The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Hoss
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No need to be so butthurt that you didn't know jack shit about Rock Hudson. There's no shame in that, he was fucking old and if it weren't for those jokes in Jr High, I would probably think he was a character on the Flintstones.
Royal
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Rock Hudson was the first well-known person in the US to die from AIDS. The only people who don't know that are the same old ladies who had no idea that Liberace was gay and those too young to even know who Rock Hudson was or who, at best, only know that he was some actor way back when. If a person is familiar enough with him to be aware of his sexuality then it's a safe bet that they are also familiar with why he died.
My comment about him committing suicide was not me asserting that was how he died, but rather that the knuckle-dragger's ditty your football coach taught you displayed an ignorance about people burying their sexuality and trying to be something they're not carries it's own potential problems. Ones that aren't prevented by just sticking with pussy.
I really shouldn't be surprised that you would immediately leap to the assumption that your little recollection flew over someone's head though. You're one of the most consistent demonstrators of the arrogance of ignorance on the board.
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Aaron
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I would hereby like to thank Tim Berners-Lee, and all the other unsung heroes who created the Internet, HTML and all the technology needed for me, here in 2015, to be able to read about the wonders of men taking it up the ass, while goofing off on my work computer. You have made the world a better place!
Kuriin
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I was just going to post this. Eomer, you sure you don't have a little gay in you? ;-)
iannis
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Maybe it was asked but I don't remember.
I assume you've been gay for as long as you can remember. Instead of pulling the pigtails of little girls and learning how to be nervous around them you looked at the little boys instead.
But when did you reallyknow? Around puberty and you're like, "Self, you know what? I'm a pretty big fan of cock." Was there a moment where you go to yourself, "Yep. Gay. SO gay." (Which would obviously have to be a little bit later in order to include an awareness of gay/not gay) or was it just a gradual thing and one day it's just like, "Oh yeah. I guess I'm gay."
Cause it's not like NORMIES just wake up one day and go "Yep. So straight. So fucking straight. GIMME DAT PUSSY ALL DAY". So I wouldn't think it would be much different. But you do hear testimonials about the realization of gayness... and since it is a odd thing... one could say a queer thing... maybe there really is a moment where it just sort of snaps into place.
I assume you've been gay for as long as you can remember. Instead of pulling the pigtails of little girls and learning how to be nervous around them you looked at the little boys instead.
But when did you reallyknow? Around puberty and you're like, "Self, you know what? I'm a pretty big fan of cock." Was there a moment where you go to yourself, "Yep. Gay. SO gay." (Which would obviously have to be a little bit later in order to include an awareness of gay/not gay) or was it just a gradual thing and one day it's just like, "Oh yeah. I guess I'm gay."
Cause it's not like NORMIES just wake up one day and go "Yep. So straight. So fucking straight. GIMME DAT PUSSY ALL DAY". So I wouldn't think it would be much different. But you do hear testimonials about the realization of gayness... and since it is a odd thing... one could say a queer thing... maybe there really is a moment where it just sort of snaps into place.
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What he means is he doesn't want alittlegay in him, but abiggay. ;=Would you like some?
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Eomer
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Threw em out, they were wrecked. New over pants are grey. So I bought a red jacket instead:Overlord Resistance Jacket - Red | Products | Ride Icon
Goes well with the Ducati.
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Soon I won't be needing Kuriin to answer my gay man questions. I was told this weekend that my nephew will be coming out to me next time he sees me. He's already told his parents and my mom. He's apparently most concerned about the reactions of me, my cousin, my grandpa, and a friend of the family. Probably worried about me because I'm the most conservative and christian person he knows and he's been told conservatives and christians hate teh gays. Grandpa is 101 years old and has been a devout catholic for all 101 years, so I can see being concerned about him. In fact, I'll probably advise not tell him. I mean the man is going to leave this mortal coil any time now and our sex lives aren't any of his business anyway. No need to risk him spending the rest of his life worrying about this. He's got no reason to worry about my cousin because even if he is a general douchebag, he's already been through something similar with finding out his BFF from college was gay. He was mad at his BFF when he found out, but only because he had drifted away to hide that secret.
But there is something I can ask the gay mens about. I plan to give him the same reaction I gave my mom when she 'warned' me. Which is, "Is that supposed to be a surprise? I mean I first called it when you were like 5 years old." As did almost everyone else. He might have literally been the last to know. Then if he doesn't announce it to the family by cooking us all a FABULOUS dinner (SOP in my family for big announcements is to invite everyone over for dinner), I'm going to feel cheated. Humor is and always has been my method for cutting tension, and he knows this. Is it inappropriate in this case?
But there is something I can ask the gay mens about. I plan to give him the same reaction I gave my mom when she 'warned' me. Which is, "Is that supposed to be a surprise? I mean I first called it when you were like 5 years old." As did almost everyone else. He might have literally been the last to know. Then if he doesn't announce it to the family by cooking us all a FABULOUS dinner (SOP in my family for big announcements is to invite everyone over for dinner), I'm going to feel cheated. Humor is and always has been my method for cutting tension, and he knows this. Is it inappropriate in this case?