The Fast Food Thread

Joeboo

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We need a poop thread, as the whole poop subject could relate to the fast food thread, the beer thread, the haribo gummy thread, etc. So many poop issues to discuss, it probably needs it's own thread.
 
Gravy

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I took a manly gamble on the way home from the Doc today... luckily it was just gas, just got home and blew the mother fucker up. Oh yeah, I had two hotdogs at QT.
 
McCheese

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If you get awful shits from fast food you shouldn't be eating fast food. It means you have a weak digestive system.
 
Vitality

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Is there a dubstep thread somewhere? My shits would be relevant there as it makes the same sounds after eating Dominos.

Shitstep.
 
Noodleface

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If you don't shit your brains out within 1 hour, then you'll most likely have a 75% normal bowel movement, maybe 25% softer than average.

The poops you are being warned about are the explosive ones that come on within a half hour.
 
Gravy

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Does the human body even react that quickly? Most likely it's something you've previously eaten.
 
Grimmlokk

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Noodleface_sl said:
If you don't shit your brains out within 1 hour, then you'll most likely have a 75% normal bowel movement, maybe 25% softer than average.

The poops you are being warned about are the explosive ones that come on within a half hour.
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And they don't exist except on the internet because you fuckwits are unfunny unoriginal cunts.
 
Vitality

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I don't understand the hate in this thread, poop is a happy event, I mean we're all in here discussing different ways and varying dollar amounts to reach this innevitable goal.
 
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