The Fast Food Thread

lurkingdirk

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I have had KFC many times. Every time, without exception, I feel like total garbage an hour later. I have not had it for more than a decade now, though.
 

Fifey

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I have had KFC many times. Every time, without exception, I feel like total garbage an hour later. I have not had it for more than a decade now, though.
The only thing KFC ever had that was good were the chicken wraps and potato wedges like McCheese said. Everything else just hurt your stomach and tasted like greasy shit.
 

Tarrant

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I miss City of Heros
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Xevy

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We had KFC last night (their chicken fangers are pretty great) and we had 2 of every sauce they had. Their "finger lickin' good" sauce and their honey mustard were definitely tops. We ordered potato wedges, but they gave us mashed potatoes and gravy instead. I'd be pissed as I agree wedges are the best side (though there's that 1/3 of the batch that isn't seasoned correctly), but it was 0 degrees so some hot gravy felt good in my tummy (no gay).

I also dunked a tender and biscuit into the mashed potato's gravy and made my own little KFC bowl. It was great.
 

Noodleface

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I'll hit up KFC. Not sure if tonight or tomorrow night and report back

New chicken tenders + wedges + potatoes + gravy

It will be my second KFC trip of all time. I can walk to it from my house.
 

Ritley

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I like how people pretend that KFC is any more or less greasy than any other fried chicken. Fucking hipsters, all of you.
 

lurkingdirk

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I like how people pretend that KFC is any more or less greasy than any other fried chicken. Fucking hipsters, all of you.
See, I believe this, too. I'm not saying it's more greasy, it's all cooked in grease. My personal physical reaction to it is what I'm referencing. I don't know why, but my body hates KFC. Perhaps it's an aversion to one of the 11 herbs or spices.