What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

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Frenzied Wombat

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Posted this on page one, but seems people liked this POS lol
I can't remember which scene it was since it was so many years ago, but there was literally one fight scene where someone accidentally trips and they didn't even bother editing it out or reshooting.
 

Jait

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You saw Kids in the theater? I felt bad enough having caught it on HBO or whatever.
I went to the nuart premiere with my future wife. That was an awkward 90 minutes. Worst part? Next door was the premiere of a shitty little movie called "The Usual Suspects".... Which had less people than the KIDS show. And later became one of my favorite movies of all time
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Grimmlokk

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Dice should have gotten an Oscar nom for the emotion he showed at the end of that scene. When he discovered how messed up his guitar was. Heartbreaking.


Also, Booty Time.

 

Hoss

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For me it was probably Avatar. And I mean the one with overgrown smurfs and unobtanium, not the last airbender. It might rank as the worst because I saw it in 3D (3D is for underwater nature shows only), but really I think it would have been pretty bad in 2D too.
I've never walked out of a movie, but my wife once made me leave one because they were using shaky cam bullshit. Can't remember which one that was.
 

Adebisi

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I don't think Final Fantasy was a bad movie. Just not good enough to be called Final Fantasy.
 

Skanda

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A double showing of Cabin Boy and Car 54, Where are you. It was a double whammy of bad.
 

moontayle

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Also, Attack of the Clones made Phantom Menace look brilliant - after watching the steaming pile of shit that was Star Wars II, I was wishing they had more Jar Jar and less Anakin/Padme.
Loved this movie. ADC is pretty tiresome but this was the perfect mix of "Fuck you", old school noir and 80s "wtf".
 

Drakain

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Took a date to Castaway. It was during a blizzard and two days prior her childhood friend died in a car crash. Fuck that was a dumb movie. Bad date too. Ran into her years later... She got fat. Still a bad movie.
 

Friday

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Kung Pow.

Seriously? No one metioned this? I stayed until the end but more than half the theatre got up and left.
 

chthonic-anemos

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SW prequels, Alien: Resurrection, and dozens of shit I don't remember from the 80s-90s that I saw at 1$ theaters or drive-ins.