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  1. OU Ariakas

    The Crow

    It looks like the most pretentious retelling of a cult classic without understanding anything that went into the subculture that it appealed to. The original was an industrial/goth movie and this just screams that none of the writers, directors, or actors ever experienced that unique point in...
  2. OU Ariakas

    Home buying thread

    Brother, I am in Houston less than 50 miles from the Gulf and even we get winter here from late December - early March. I am talking lows in the 30s and highs in the 40s; though not for too long. Needless to say, if 55 or higher is your average in the winter then you are in the Florida dong or...
  3. OU Ariakas

    Path of Exile

    The absolute best world for ARPG fans is Last Epoch staggering their seasons so that they start roughly 6 weeks after POE has lunched their league. It would also help GGG because it would give people a rolling schedule of always having something to look forward to in the ARPG world.
  4. OU Ariakas

    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Dollar cost averaging into Crypto seems to go against the spirit of the movement.
  5. OU Ariakas

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I mean, that's how she'll be voting this November.
  6. OU Ariakas

    Madame Web (2024)

    I don't know much about her, but this paragraph at least lets me know she understands the business better than anyone at a c-suite of any major movie company right now.
  7. OU Ariakas

    Smokers / Grills

    I bought one of these for my last grill and have some observations: 1.) buy quality because if it is even slightly warped (or warps after a few uses) the hot spots are terrible 2.) make sure you know where the grease/liquid drains to and that you have a proper catch for it 3.) they are a bitch...
  8. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Sir, please stop watching every Souls game I've ever played over my shoulder.
  9. OU Ariakas

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This made me laugh, but then I felt bad so here.
  10. OU Ariakas

    Fallout

    I liked it too; but after Lost, I do not think anyone on this forum would call a show filled with unsolved mysteries "amazing."
  11. OU Ariakas

    Fallout

  12. OU Ariakas

    Fallout

    You don't need hope. Also nice that every human guy in the trailer is a complete fucking wuss except one. Guess which one is shown as competent?
  13. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I am just getting into Liurnia; halberds/spears seem like a fun route and I've already got the one from the Horse Knight at the very beginning of the game. I have never fucked around with status in any Souls game, choosing instead to just go straight raw damage w/ 2 handers. Faith may be a...
  14. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Ok all, I am at a crossroads. I am replaying the game after beating every boss with colossal swords. My current character has 20 str/20 dex so I can still go down a dex build path but none of them seem to do great DPS. I tried bleed for a little bit but the bleed explosions don't seem to do a...
  15. OU Ariakas

    Twitch.tv

    He might be onto something here @Gavinmad. Instead of calling him a loser for not being mad about something you should just call him a loser for his "streaming" "career." Xev, any sweet Apex Legends highlights you can share with us?
  16. OU Ariakas

    The Fast Food Thread

    Isn't it at Quick Trip in Tulsa? I could swear that every time I went to Tulsa they had Cherry Limeaid as an option there. It was only at Sonic around OKC.
  17. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Mist being a hypocrite when it suits her so that she can try and sound smart? On THIS forum?
  18. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Jesus Christ, you are dense. The point was that both AI and Gaming Journalists are empty vessels repeating back whatever they've been programmed with that fits the current trends.
  19. OU Ariakas

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    ..... because video game "journalists" are fucking mindless idiot drones that spew out current year talking points.
  20. OU Ariakas

    The Fast Food Thread

    That just means it's good for you.
  21. OU Ariakas

    The Fast Food Thread

    Get the fuck out of here.
  22. OU Ariakas

    The Fast Food Thread

    My guy, their crinkle cut fries are the shit.
  23. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    She is not, they have already said that you access the new area by defeating Radahn and Mogh. Mogh because it is accessed by touching Miquella's dead hand in his boss room and Radahn because ????. Ratatoskr has an interesting theory about how Radahn holding back the stars also locked away...
  24. OU Ariakas

    Warhammer 40k

    Cont'd "Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give...
  25. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I like Ratatoskr better. https://www.youtube.com/@ratatoskr6324
  26. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I think I have a decent handle on the story but the one thing that really confuses me is why Godwyn's corpse is turning into a giant fish. It cannot just be to look creepy as fuck (even though it is creepy as fuck).
  27. OU Ariakas

    Investing General Discussion

    That amount of money is such small fucking potatoes that it took her confessing to her bosses and them referring it to the SEC for them to bring charges. Oh, they fired her anyways because the company has no loyalty to people and must take the action that makes them look the least culpable...
  28. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Just one? I bet they are all like that.
  29. OU Ariakas

    Home buying thread

    Your state moving to solar/wind is what is causing the goddamn price to go so high. I saw a chart a few days ago showing that our bygod Red state of Texas has a grid that is already almost 1/3rd "green" energy and looks to be 45% battery storage and 25% fossil fuel by 2040. What fucking...
  30. OU Ariakas

    Borderlands

    Tiny Tina's delivery was the fucking worst. Jack Black as Claptrap was second...he doesn't even sound a tiny bit robotic. What the fuck is wrong with these filmmakers?
  31. OU Ariakas

    The Fast Food Thread

    Begone, troll.
  32. OU Ariakas

    The Fast Food Thread

    @Tuco observe this dumb shit and tell us again that he isn't on the spectrum.
  33. OU Ariakas

    The Fast Food Thread

    How has Pax Americana not exported Ranch dressing to every part of the globe? It should be the #2 condiment after BBQ sauce.
  34. OU Ariakas

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Fuck all that shit, dual-wield greatswords. You're welcome.
  35. OU Ariakas

    Borderlands

    She has aged well. She may be gorgeous for her age, but there are a hundred 30-45 year old actresses that are 9-10 that would be just as good in a brainless shooting comedy. She isn't winning an Oscar for Borderlands. Edit: also, Jamie Lee Curtis playing a canonical Tanis is going to come off...
  36. OU Ariakas

    Borderlands

    Notice that there is no sex appeal to this movie at all. Everyone is either too old or too young for the coveted 18-40 year old male audience. Really trying hard to *not* make a good shoot-em-up movie.
  37. OU Ariakas

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    The degenerate Picarded me.
  38. OU Ariakas

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    When they see younger, hotter girls making $1 million+ on OF without even having to get fully naked it really puts into perspective the fact that they have been railed 1000 times and will never have a truly intimate relationship.
  39. OU Ariakas

    X-Men '97

    Do you know why it is informed by his life story? Because modern Hollywood has no real creativity anymore. Every thing is either recycled from the past or taken from their literal life experiences. They are incapable of introspection, critical thinking, or character development.